The hero the Internet of Things both deserves _and_ needs.
I think it maybe Fratman
Is it a plane?
No it's Super Hacker Nerd!!
Leaping the Internet Of Things in a single bound
What could go wrong? - Louis Wu
Well if all those moths that breed from the plastic bag feeding frenzy get loose the recent Colony Collapses observed by bee keepers will seem like a happy memory which would be very very bad.
Religious wars over programming techniques and methodologies are for pedantic fools.
Us Pastafarians would disagree! We prefer to write Spaghetti Code
1. Write pointless App
2. Get bought out by M$
3. Get paid to rewrite pointless App for M$
Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core... Oh dammit, I forget!