You should consider SlingTv.com they have a $20 package that includes ESPN and you can watch it on TV, Tablet, computer, etc... This helped me cut the cord.

You only shower once a month? Maybe I read this wrong (:

The Pro version will also let you pay extra for chairs. Not an option on the home version.

He had them in an array in his mind, array started at 0.

Here we go agrain!

Next thing you know, they would expect to have a little light that also says "Low Fuel", because the fuel gauge is too hard to understand.

Thar you go! Making me talk like a pirate!

I questioned this difference one time. We aren't served "Pints", we have "Pints" (rhymes with squints). 14 Oz. Glasses. I feel ripped off after the many beers that I have paid for though the years. I thought I was getting a 16Oz pint when I was only getting 14Oz. I say we start a Glass Action Lawsuit and demand our beer we paid for back!

Spring Cleaning!

Think about the coverage, not a single dropped call in that apartment.

I use to work for a private university, and I was proposing to install LCD's that would save their costs over the life of the monitor. This was a good idea and I had charts etc... Except on thing I was unaware of; The university was on a flat rate, so reducing the power usage didn't save the university anything. I wonder if this university was set up the same way, and if so the charges would be more likely for the stolen/borrowed equipment he had been *storing off-site* at his residence.

Although you may not have catapulted sand, you could easily pour it while very hot(scalding) onto enemies, and think about how hard it would be to get out of your suit of armor, or even clothes. All the while burning away at your flesh. Now just think if "Fire Ants" were on the list..that would be the thing to pour on your foes!!!

On 1 September you plan on removing the sub accounts, I want to voice our families opinion on this and Remind you that we are the customer, and making it convenient for your Programmers to update code at the expense of your "CUSTOMERS" is unacceptable. If NETFLIX does indeed remove this feature, we will voice our concerns the only way that will matter to you. We will unsubscribe from your service as I am sure may others will do. So until September 1st.... Your current customer.