In 2017 you will get into your car and set off to work and find your fucking brake cables have been cut by Microsoft employees because you didn't upgrade to Windows 10.
Your widow later discovers there's actually a provision for them to do that, in the latest revised EULA - one that was carefully printed out by a Microsoft lawyer onto a single sheet of A4 in Redmond on November 9th 2016 and immediately shredded, thereby gaining the consent of every windows user in the world.
Fuck you, you fucking fucks.
After our vehicle upgrade agents spent all night cutting the brake cables from every car in the neighbourhood, people started complaining that their brakes pedals weren't working. So we fixed that problem by sending our agents out again, this time to remove the brake pedals from all the cars, but for some reason people still whined.
Yeah, I don't know why everyone is complaining that we removed the pedal that they were complaining was broken.
It only shows it doesn't matter what we do at this point, the haters are out for blood and won't see reason. Best to ignore them at this point I suppose..