Comment Please (Score 5, Insightful) 153

by Azias on Tuesday June 02, 2009 @06:56AM (#28179755) Attached to: <em>Monkey Island</em> To Return

Please don't ruin it.

Comment Re:Sharing is bad (Score 1) 695

by Azias on Tuesday June 02, 2009 @04:26AM (#28178985) Attached to: Keeping a PC Personal At School?

Get a friend to pass around a rumor that he caught you watching a porn clip and masturbating onto the keyboard. Nobody will ask for it anymore.

Alternatively, get a friend to pass around a rumor that he caught you watching a lecture recording and masturbating onto the keyboard.

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