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Comment Re:So they are learning from the USA (Score -1) 371

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 18, 2026 @05:33AM (#66148533) Attached to: Iran Now Threatens Fees for Subsea Internet Cables in the Strait of Hormuz

Shut up you fucking dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Sunday May 17, 2026 @05:18PM (#66147819) Attached to: Microsoft Exchange Server Vulnerability Actively Exploited, in a Bad Week for Microsoft

Are you really that stupid, you fucknose.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:49AM (#66137994) Attached to: Open Source Project Shuts Down Over Legal Threats from 3D Printer Company Bambu Lab

Thanks for repeating what was already stated, dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday May 11, 2026 @08:36AM (#66137964) Attached to: Ford's Electrified Vehicle Sales Dropped 31% in April From One Year Ago

Are you that stupid? STFU you stool pusher.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday May 07, 2026 @12:20PM (#66132278) Attached to: Richard Dawkins 'Convinced' AI Is Conscious

Shut up you fuckwit.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday May 06, 2026 @07:44AM (#66130032) Attached to: Coinbase Lays Off Nearly 700 Workers In 'AI-Native' Restructuring

Naked and afraid with hot grits would be more appropriate.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday May 05, 2026 @04:55PM (#66129334) Attached to: Moving To Mainframe Can Be Cheaper Than Sticking With VMware

Shut up you fucking dipstick.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 06, 2026 @02:42PM (#66080028) Attached to: Germany Doxes 'UNKN,' Head of RU Ransomware Gangs REvil, GandCrab

Too bad for you luzers.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday April 06, 2026 @02:40PM (#66080026) Attached to: Peter Thiel Is Betting Big On Solar-Powered Cow Collars

Because Peter Thiel is a known cow-fucker.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday April 02, 2026 @04:46PM (#66074602) Attached to: IBM Teams Up With Arm To Run Arm Workloads On IBM Z Mainframes

Please shut up you fucktard.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday March 25, 2026 @03:06PM (#66061412) Attached to: Stephen Colbert To Write Next 'Lord of the Rings' Movie

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday March 23, 2026 @03:18PM (#66056920) Attached to: US Car Buyers Envy What They Cannot Have: Affordable Chinese EVs

Shut up you ignorant fuckwad.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday March 10, 2026 @09:55AM (#66033178) Attached to: Startup Wants To Launch a Space Mirror

You're referring to your menstrual cycle.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 26, 2026 @01:36PM (#66011830) Attached to: New York Sues Valve For Enabling 'Illegal Gambling' With Loot Boxes

You're a fucking weirdo.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday February 26, 2026 @01:34PM (#66011822) Attached to: New York Sues Valve For Enabling 'Illegal Gambling' With Loot Boxes

Shut up you retarded boner-nose.