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Comment Re:All I want... (Score -1) 39

by cyborg_monkey on Friday August 08, 2025 @09:01AM (#65574918) Attached to: ThinkPad Designer David Hill Spills Secrets, Designs That Never Made It

Shut up you moron.

by Bozzio on Friday August 08, 2025 @04:11AM (#65574662) Attached to: Encryption Made For Police and Military Radios May Be Easily Cracked

Are we really calling them "bad guys?" That's how 4 year olds talk.

I know GW Bush normalised it 24 years ago, but come on, we have more word power than that.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @04:06PM (#65570724) Attached to: Nvidia Rejects US Demand For Backdoors in AI Chips

Shut the fuck up.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @11:05AM (#65569970) Attached to: Nvidia Rejects US Demand For Backdoors in AI Chips

I think you meant to post that on 4chan, you ignorant fuckstick.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday August 06, 2025 @09:12AM (#65569746) Attached to: Meta Eavesdropped On Period-Tracker App's Users, Jury Rules

You thought you were posting on Reddit again, right? You fucktard.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday August 04, 2025 @02:40PM (#65565862) Attached to: Google Tells iPhone Buyers To 'Just Change Your Phone' After Apple's AI Delays

You're a moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 29, 2025 @08:08AM (#65552584) Attached to: PayPal Expands Crypto Payments For US Merchants To Lower Cross-Border Fees

Learn how to spell you fucking retard.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 24, 2025 @12:10PM (#65542474) Attached to: How Much Would You Pay For an American-Made Laptop? Palmer Luckey Wants To Know

Learn how to type you fucking tard.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 24, 2025 @07:41AM (#65541868) Attached to: US To Withdraw From UNESCO Again

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 21, 2025 @07:54AM (#65534278) Attached to: 'Fossil' Discovered Beyond Pluto Implies 'Something Dramatic' Happened 400M Years Ago

I guess that's true if you're a fucktard.

by cyborg_monkey on Friday July 18, 2025 @12:43PM (#65529550) Attached to: Dictionary.com 'Devastated' Paid Users By Abruptly Deleting Saved Word Lists

you're a dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Tuesday July 15, 2025 @01:59PM (#65522820) Attached to: Meta's Superintelligence Lab Considers Shift To Closed AI Model

shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Monday July 14, 2025 @09:43AM (#65519250) Attached to: COVID-19 Vaccine's mRNA Technology Adapted for First Antibiotic-Resistant Bacteria Vaccine

Shut up you dipshit.

by cyborg_monkey on Thursday July 10, 2025 @07:48AM (#65509398) Attached to: Prime Day Loses Its Spark As Sales Nosedive 41%

Shut up you fucking moron.

by cyborg_monkey on Wednesday July 09, 2025 @07:37AM (#65507004) Attached to: Meta Invests $3.5 Billion in World's Largest Eye-Wear Maker in AI Glasses Push

Shut up you moron.