...and I was probably a bit loose with terns.
Careful with that. You could get some form of sea-bird STD.
On the other hand, you know what they say...one good tern deserves another.
I can only suspect St. Peter will give YOU a -1 when you show up before the pearly gates
I don't know about that, but on Roland's approach St. Peter was heard to say "oh no, it's Roland".
Besides, there's nothing down there you can't just see on the Internet anyway.
That's what we keep telling everyone but they keep coming down here anyway, darnit.
The amount of time between slipping on the peel and landing on the pavement is precisely 1 bananosecond.