Get off your fat but and get some exercise. Your heart willl love it, and you will be able to vaccinate normally again.

JUDGE: "I sentence youn to...death"
MALE CHORUS: "Awwww!"
JUDGE: "...by Snu-snu!"
MALE CHORUS: "Yaayyyy!"

They are the same people who fifty years ago didn't know, or cared to know, how nuclear plants worked. Today they are putting China ahead of us in another new field.

In fact, several months after we were vaccinated this did happen to my gf and I after we were exposed to Covid on a trip to see one of her non-vaxing relatives. The week after we returned home we both started testing positive. We isolated for a week, but developed no symptoms. Coronaviruses reside in your nose while you test positive, so you could possibly pass it on during the positive period.

Testing, checking contacts and isolation during a pandemic are all sciency things that my spoiled generation resists because we have to put a. certain amount of thought and effort into fighting a deadly virus, and we were not about to go to the trouble.

If my generation had been in charge during WW II, we would all be speaking German today.

Sorry to hear that! The good news is that Jere's a cushy job waiting for you at thge new science-free FDA.

And meanwhile, the Moderna mRNA has kept me Covid-free since it came out, with no side effects. Let's grant that it's your perfect right to reject medication and die of something that could have been prevented by vaccination. I want the same right to use mRNA vaccines when indicated. A s a Republican, but a normie Republican, I support universal right-to-try.

But I couldn't get the damn cornflakes to stay lit!

You might try changing your cell provider to T-Mobile. Only the occasional call goes through, and your friends will learn to communicate with you using snail mail letters.

Huh? Cory Doctorow is a socialist. He wants to eliminate billionaires and make everything free. When this happens, the selection on every store shelf will be the same as it was at GUM before the Soviet Union collapsed.

You're the angelosphere of medicine.

An interesting idea, but what if you're a non-skinny woman, or a man under six feet?

So much for the notion that wind and sun is all the energy that modern economies need.

Anything these particular bands of loonies are opposed to, I automatically consider a good idea.

I'm a Boomer, and I second that. I like being that guy behind the dawdling check-writing woman who checks out with a quick tap of my iPhone.

Take away salami, prosciutto and the other processed meats that are staples of the Mediterranean diet, and there will be hell to pay.