Especially when the Germans were doing it in 1941 with much bigger drones!
That would be an awesome laptop - and you would need the thighs of a Baikoko dancer!
Surely chill pills are subject to the war on drugs? (And the Mexicans are already paying for them).
Very soon my machine will have the logical thinking capability of a leprechaun on acid, combined with the sense of humour of a clockwork mouse.
I am planning an IPO in 2019. Invest now, while it still has credibility.
My mum bought 4 beigels for 25p each, and the girl tried to charge her Â£1.40. My mum (who used to be a programmer, and can probably add octal in her head faster than a bakery worker could count bread rolls) said "No. 4 times 25p is Â£1." The girl responded by bringing out a piece of paper and a biro and wrote on in 25p + 25p + 25p + 25p = Â£1.40 and then said "see figures can't lie!" My mum said "Ok, just give me one beigel" and handed over 25p. Then she said "OK, give me another one" another 25p handed over. Process repeated until my mum had 4 beigels and the girl had Â£1. - problem solved (and queue of potential customers dispersed).
If you are not good with mental arithmetic, don't ever buy more than one item in East London. And make sure the items scanned in the supermarket are the items that you actually take home with you. It is a regular event to buy two of something and find the till receipt mysteriously shows three of them. (and the shop WILL blame the Mysterons for it).
Tell the above to your kids and explain "that is why you have to study maths at school".
And tell the appropriate idiot at
Unfortunately, not more useful.
No - remember the old story:
Young bull sees the city boys left the gates open. Says to old bull:
The city boys have left the gates open again. Lets run down the hill and do a couple of cows.
Old bull replies. Nope. Lets stroll down the hill and do a whole bunch of them!
Moral: There is no need for speed. The need is for good management and an editorial team that actually knows what an editor is supposed to do!
And absolutely no need for cows, bulls, farms or city boys, but then I digress....
And I was taught this stuff about the appendix in secondary school - in the 1960's. Get orf me lawn!
It is a really important advance - it is there to make sure the expensive case you bought for the old phone wont fit the new one.
I think you will find that it is 5"x7" or 8"x10" - America has yet to discover the millimetre - or maybe the millimetres get lost because Texas is so big?
An authority is a person who can tell you more about something than you really care to know.