We're supposed to get raptured today, as I understand.

... sure, he can't give advice, but he could do product endorsements and tictok dances.

... charge people even a dollar and every thing changes.

... they can't even keep malware off their store.

... a story as old as time.

The stupid are in control.

They need our combined help to suffer.

... you've earned that purgatory.

... you can't stop The Stupid.

... let bullshit ring!

"Don't threaten me with a pull request!"

... and make some rich prick a little more money, or you can slack, and the rich prick has to hire more engineers, who are then able to feed their families, and the rich prick gets less. Slacking is starting to look like a moral imperative.

... but this is really dumb place for the power button. There are plenty of other places it could have gone.

Flatulence. He's talking about flatulence. He wants victims for his crop dusting.

I'm just itching to behold this Golden Age.