Why not put a half-silvered mirror (plate beamsplitter) at a 45 degree angle to the screen, a piece of black velvet beyond the beamsplitter as a light trap, and point the camera so it sees your face reflected in the glass? Like a teleprompter.

The aqueduct? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExWfh6sGyso

Didn't Feynman prove that no deterministic machine can simulate nonlocality? I read or heard this somewhere, and now I can't find the proof on the web.

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I think it was Laplace. It sure wasn't Einstein.