I’ve come across an occasional rude manager at Apple, but in my experience they constitute a tiny minority. Most engineers here wouldn’t stand for that kind of treatment. Jobs could certainly be that way at times, but luckily this part of his style was not all that contagious.

an army and a navy!

In any case, Portuguese would certainly qualify.

Happened to me a lot when I showed people my Kindle DX. First thing they tried was to touch the screen.

Yeah, they should name the crab "Kiwa hirsuta stallmanensis" in his honor.

Yeah, I wonder what real estate agents on the Canary Islands are going to say now.

Oh hallelujah, our problems are solved. We have banana bread.

Cocoa crucially depends on reflection features of the underlying language (obtaining classes, calling methods and manipulating data members by name). Lisp would obviously qualify for this (for sufficiently large values of "Lisp"), but standard Ada and Eiffel would be completely unsuited to the task, and I doubt OCaml would be suited.

I could see Ruby become an increasingly serious contender, though. Right now, the primary problem is that debugging is messier than in an Objective-C app, but otherwise, it's an excellent match.

From the Perl 6 examples I've seen so far, the Perl 6 solution to this seems to be—more magic, and more line noise.

I am the local warlord, you insensitive clod!

If hating Microsoft is sick, I don't wanna be healthy!

Mod parent up!

However, I see MOBI files from various providers other than Amazon (e.g. Pragmatic Bookstore, and even Gutenberg). What is proprietary about MOBI?

If they train a dog to sniff out Bittorrent packets, I'll be truly impressed.

... and if you need a power of two based unit of speed, you use "dobi balls"