Europe loves its past: uniformed crowds, flags fluttering in the wind, chanting multitudes, simple symbols people can identify with, stirring songs, an enemy to rally behind... Time to nuke some sense into them.

Back in my day the low end service sector job consisted in hauling it crosscountry, waist-deep in the snow even in the summer, uphill both ways and with a wheelbarrow full of rabid dogs chained to our nose. Did we complain? YES, dagnabbit! ALL THE TIME!

Why should student loans be forgiven? You wanted a useless degree that you have been warned it was useless and you went for it anyway. Your decision. Your responsability.

Your pain and seething, impotent rage are showing. Good. Nerd pain is funny pain. Nerd rage is the funniest rage.

That's why the Great Unifier must be re-elected at all costs. We have an empire to build.

As someone who was managing both the outsourcing of IT and the initial move to the cloud, I find it quite funny. It's just the umpteenth example of how trends come and go in this field, and that's why smart people leave the tech side of it as soon as possible because they can be obsoleted and replaced the next day. I don't think you understand the meaning of the term "schadenfreude", loserboy nerd. "Schadenfreude" refers to the satisfaction in witnessing hardship and humiliation in others. This is not the case, it's another shift in industry paradigms, always there have been and always there will be, and people like me (at the time, I since moved to more lucrative business) will profit from it. People like you, instead, will be trampled upon, and with good cause. Such is the case with you nerds, always spouting big words in an attempt to look smart when you're, in fact, quite mediocre and the poor choices that have led you to misery are witness to that. You see, the day you lost your job, your income, your well-being and your self-esteem was the most defining and important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

Not going to happen. Trump will not win. Things will happen to ensure this. The Great Unifier will be re-elected. After that, stuff will happen very, very quickly. Western Europe and Russia will be devastated by limited nuclear warfare, leaving Germany totalled and France diminished. A new America-friendly power will emerge, headed by UK and comprising most of Eastern Europe. With Russia gone, we will go on to diminish China, which will be done in about 5 years. After that, absolute and eternal American hegemony over the world will be a reality. Rejoice, this is a world worth living for!

The Good World is becoming more and more inhospitable for the pedonerds. Not even their beloved EU, the servant of the American Hegemony, will welcome them. Time to face the music, nerdinhos: Europe is not your beloved never-existing star dreck pedofederation. Your pedousness will not be tolerated. You will be punished for your filthy pulsions. The hammer of the Law will bash your zit-ridden faces in, reshaping them into bowls into which the collective bowels of humanity will merrily defecate. How does it feel, loserboys? How does it feel to be shunned and despised by the whole of the Good World? You should know by now, it is, it has always been and always will be your fate.

When you've done what he did you can talk. Until then, staple your moutg to your ass and eat your own shit, because since we are what we eat, you can be yourself all the time. Dismissed, loserboy.

Quoting a 50 years old movie won't make it any less painful or smelly when we get hold of your nerdy unperson, grab you by your scrawny neck, push your misshapen head into the nearest unflushed urinal, jump onto your ungainly chest until it caves in and take turns shitting on your zit-ridden face, loserboy.

I never thought decomposed corpses could defecate, but apparently they do and the carcass of Pol Pot shat you into existence. When will you kindly flush yourself out of this beautiful world and stop polluting the air with the pestilential effluvia of your turdoid unlife?

Stassi Polizzi, like Scritti Politti and Milli Vanilli. But without any talent or lip-sync and with some added fuehrerness.

You're right. Nerds are not animals. Animals are part of Nature, they can be majestic and beautiful. Their variety is a source of wonder. Nerds, on the other hand, are a pestiferous blight on the good Earth. They're abhuman defecation made into humaniform abomination. They must be beaten up mercilessly, they must be arm-twisted and dislocated, they must be beshitten and fed into woodchippers. Nerdom must be stamped out with absolute ruthlessness. If you see one, squash it like the turd it is.

We're in an election year. The Great Unifier must be re-elected at all costs. The state of perpetual war has to be normalized. We have an Empire to build. Know your place.

Nobody cares about Afghanistan. It's not worth a drop of American blood. Europe, we dictate their policy just fine and the euroboys can agree to our generous terms or they can agree. We're about to null Russia. China is next. After that, we could depopulate Afghanistan with nerve gas if we felt like it. The UN? We can safely ignore them and in a couple of years we will simlply dissolve the organization and remake it into America's image. Gotta hand it to the Dems, they really played the long game. Good.