... computers communicate through you!

I know you jest, but fundamentalists never believed in Carbon Dating, why would they start now?
This will not shake the faith of the believers a single bit.

<sarcasm>None, because Islam is the religion of peace.</sarcasm>

Elon Musk 3D-prints solar cells and supercapacitors!

Have you heard about this new thing called "Internet"? It is great! It can be used to transfer data between computing equipments all around the world!
More seriously now, XBox Live has this. I once went to a friend's house and logged my account in his console and was able to recover my on-cloud data (some games allow you to save on the cloud storage). The Amiibo doll could function as a loging key.

But... was the pressure cooker black?

I use ROT26, it is twice as strong as ROT13!

Some centuries ago, crossbows were "modern technology the government could use to control the world". Nutjobs seem to lack hindsight when they blame technology, they fail to see that even fire and the wheel are technologies. They issue flyers against technology forgetting that printing is a technology. People like this should be sent to the loony bin, since they can't perceive reality.

I probably deserved this alert message, because I have no idea what it means.

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Besides, you have to compare what are the stakes here. My ex-wife had my bank account password, but I wouldn't dare give her access to my Gmail account!!!

Sometimes it was used and you didn't even notice. One notable example is Toy Story's DVD from region 4. It had dubbing and subtitles for english, spanish and portuguese, and since Pixar had the trouble to translate some in-scene texts (like the text in Buzz's box/spaceship), the DVD changed the "angle" for the right language and match the language you picked at the start of the movie.

That's not fair when you compare the cost of a real house with a house from a video game.

You say like that was a bad idea.