a certain few Content Cartels - Cox(sucker) Cable, Comcrap, TW, AOHell, etc
Dude, I laughed so hard at this I almost got thrown out of my office. I'm writing this with tears streaming down my cheeks. Thank you for that!
There are at least a couple of Freemasonry orders where you as part of the rites of ascending in rank have to sacrifice a live animal. The chances that many of the BP execs are Freemasons is pretty high, and the chance that they belong to one of those orders isn't negligible.
Wait, what? Citation needed. I'm a Mason, and I can tell you that there's no sacrificing of animals going on at lodge. *rolls eyes*
Don't panic.