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Comment Re:My name is Joe, and I am Canadian. (Score 1) 215

I'm not a Starfleet commander, or T.J. Hooker. I don't
live on Starship NCC-170... , or own a phaser. I don't
know anybody named Bones, Sulu, or Spock (picture of Dr.
Benjamin Spock is shown on screen behind him). And no,
I've never had green alien sex, but I'm sure it'd be
quite an evening. (Pomp and Circumstance begins playing.)
I speak English and French, not Klingon! I drink
Labatt's, not Romulan ale! And when someone says to me
'live long and prosper', I seriously mean it when I say,
'get a life'. My doctor's name is not McCoy, it's
Ginsberg (nude picture of Dr. Ginsberg shown on screen).
And tribbles were puppets, not real animals. PUPPETS! And
when I speak, I never, ever talk like Every. Word. Is.
Its. Own. Sentence. I live in California, but I was
raised in Montreal. And I believe in priceline.com, where
you never have to pay full price for airline tickets,
hotels, and car rentals! I've appeared onstage at
Stratford, at Carnegie Hall, Albert Hall, and the
Monkland Theatre in NDG. And, yes, I've gone where no man
has gone before, but... I was in Mexico and her father
gave me permission! My name is William Shatner, and I am
Canadian!

p.s. I also enjoy pissing in swimming pools.

Checkov, Load photons and fire on that disgusting bastard.

Comment Re:Blender (Score 1) 151

Owner of a 500 card here - poseiden 980 TI.

Question, if you could afford a ferrari, bugatti veyron, or perhaps a rolls royce - would you buy one?

Or would you turn those down and go for a base model golf? Or get a bicycle, because all you need is forward momentum, having an engine is just wasteful.

Comment Re:Per Capita Numbers? (Score 2) 164

Not seeing iy, my 70+ year old parents and brother who moved back in with them to help - Have 6 Screens. 3 bedrooms, the living room, basement crash pad and kitchen.

I have three - one for the Roku, one for my PC, one in the laundry room dedicated solely for the camera system.

I think this is fake news - there is something called an LED screen that television is watched on that is most likely not being counted.

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