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NYT's "Games To Avoid" an Ironic, Perfect Gamer Wish List 189

MojoKid writes "From October to December, the advertising departments of a thousand companies exhort children to beg, cajole, and guilt-trip their parents for all manner of inappropriate digital entertainment. As supposedly informed gatekeepers, we sadly earthbound Santas are reduced to scouring the back pages of gaming review sites and magazines, trying to evaluate whether the tot at home is ready for Big Bird's Egg Hunt or Bayonetta. Luckily, The New York Times is here to help. In a recent article provokingly titled 'Ten Games to Cross off Your Child's Gift List,' the NYT names its list of big bads — the video games so foul, so gruesome, so perverse that we'd recommend you buy them immediately — for yourself. Alternatively, if you need gift ideas for the surly, pale teenager in your home whose body contains more plastic then your average d20, this is the newspaper clipping to stuff in your pocket. In other words, if you need a list like this to understand what games to not stuff little Johnny's stocking with this holiday season, you've got larger issues you should concern yourself with. We'd suggest picking up an auto-shotty and taking a few rounds against the horde — it's a wonderful stress relief and you're probably going to need it."

Comment Re:Not more safe (Score 1) 611

1. Anna Kornikova naked? Links plz.

Sure, just make sure to run this as an administrator...link

2. Vista's UAC was a good idea, but they botched it badly. I can say this with some authority since I have been a long time Vista user.

Ya, I won't argue that it was way too needy. And I am glad that Windows 7 toned it down quite a bit. Still, it was a starting point and a good example of how people react to this sort of thing.

Comment Re:Much more to that story (Score 2, Insightful) 1747

There are a couple key differences here through.

In the Pons and Fleischmann case, they were putting forth an experiment which, if it had actually worked, would have caused massive social upheaval as we changed over to a cold fusion based society. When their experiments proved to not be reproducible the status quo was maintained, and everyone got on with life. While it was important in the scientific community, for the average layperson it was a bunch of news about crap they didn't understand, didn't care about, and since it didn't effect them in the end, didn't need to care about.

In contrast, the scientists who are putting forth the theory of anthropogenic global warming (AGW) are also stating that the only real solution is going to involve massive social uchange. In general, people don't like change. Worse yet, the AGW folks are asking people who have grown up with the mindset of consumerism and waste to give that up. Again, it should come as little surprise that people are resistant to this.

And then there is the politics behind how to deal with AGW. Deserved or not, the green movement managed to get itself linked with socialism, and because of poor education in the US, communism in the 1970's. And, unfortunately, most of the solutions to the AGW problem need to be on a massive scale, involving whole societies working together, in other words: socialism. And, all the opponents of change need to so is raise this specter and many people in the US will eat it up. Coupled with the natural resistance to change, and people will go through all sorts of mental contortions to not have to deal with it.

The next political problem is that the people with money in this country are willing to spend that money to protect their income. Since the current system is known to make them money and the new system is an unknown, but will likely involve higher costs without an obvious mechanism for higher profits, the safe bet is to fight to keep the current system in place. Moreover, some of the people with the most money, the folks who run the oil companies, can easily recognize that the proposed changes are a threat to their primary revenue stream. It's no wonder they throw tons of money into fighting the changes.

As for solutions, I don't think there is an easy way to deal with all of this. Trying to force the change to happen fast has the possibility of backfiring. In the US right now the current makeup of government (heavily Democrat) has the best chance of getting something done on the AGW issue. However, too much change at once will give the Republicans a lot of ammo to use in 2010 and 2012. If the current government tries to force the people of the US too far out of their comfort zone at once, they may well be tossed out in the next election cycle which will give the Republicans the ability to undo those changes, and even the blessing of the people to do so. Instead, the change is going to have to happen slowly and incrementally.

The problem here, of course, is that we may really need to get something done quickly. My opinion on this would be that we really need to look at geo-engineering solutions for the short term. Certainly, it's not an optimal solution, and there is the problem that we cannot guarantee that tinkering with the climate is going to work; but, we're doing that at the moment anyway. We are dumping tons of gasses into the atmosphere every day which we know modify how the climate reacts to solar inputs. While the best solution would be to stop doing that, that solution isn't really practicable. The political situation to get it done just isn't there at the moment, And, while we may be able to get that change to happen via small changes in the market economy, that is likely to be a slow and inaccurate solution. And yes, I do realize that if everyone would just consume a little less, drive a little less, and get out of their comfort zone, we wouldn't need to do this. Wonderful, great, ain't gonna happen. The "reduce, recycle, reuse" horse is dead, American consumerism killed it, so either fuck it or walk away, but please quit beating it.

Comment Re:Not more safe (Score 1) 611

Sounds great on paper, but given the way most users react to interruptions caused by security in systems, I'd give it about two iterations before most users would be googling how to turn it off. And even for those first two reports, I would expect the standard "blah blah, technical stuff...ignore it all, why is this bothering me?" response.

For a comparison, look at the response to Windows Vista's UAC. It's really a good idea on paper. Before anything gets Admin level rights, the user has to OK it. And, while it is technically possible to circumvent, there really is no need. Most users will simply click OK to everything; especially if it needed to open those naked pics of Anna Kornikova. Better yet, eventually, people will get so annoyed with those prompts that they will find a way to turn the security feature off.
The Internet

Journal Journal: It's dead Jim! 1

My wife just texted to say that the internet is down at home. I think I may actually see a light at the end of the tunnel, though I wish whoever is blowing that whistle would stop.

Comment Re:I shall pick up your gauntlet (Score 1) 311

But, let's apply that 0.3% (which is 30%)

WTF, over? 0.3% (I actually put the 0 out in front so someone wouldn't make this mistake) is 0.3%. As in three tenths of one percent. If you do the math of:
5,139 / 1,647,823
You get (roughly):
0.003119
Or, as I said, about 0.3%. Where is 30% coming from?

If we take 0.3% of the 15.9 million, we get 47,700. Which, I will grant if 47,700 people started shooting at each other I might finally get my bloody news clips. Of course, they would have been doing it over 22 years, so about 2,169 of them per year. I'd do better to go to a safe city, like Washington DC to look for crimes.

Also, if you look at the data I linked to, that 0.3% revocation rate is for any crime which disqualified a person to have a CCW. Of the 1,647,823 licenses issued only 167 were revoked due to a crime involving a firearm, or about (and I'll show my work this time for you):
167 / 1,647,823 = 0.000135 (rounded)
Or about 0.0135%
With a population of 15.9 million, that would be:
15,900,000 * 0.000135 = 2,147 (rounded)

Again, not really a rate at which we are going to have a state awash in blood.

So everyone cannot be trusted with guns, or freedom for that matter

Wait, did I just get trolled?

Comment Re:"Raises security issues"? (Score 2, Informative) 311

US CODE: Title 10, Subtitle A, Part I, Chapter 13, SubSection 311:[1]

(a) The militia of the United States consists of all able-bodied males at least 17 years of age and, except as provided in section 313 of title 32, under 45 years of age who are, or who have made a declaration of intention to become, citizens of the United States and of female citizens of the United States who are members of the National Guard.

(b) The classes of the militia are—

(1) the organized militia, which consists of the National Guard and the Naval Militia; and

(2) the unorganized militia, which consists of the members of the militia who are not members of the National Guard or the Naval Militia.


Ok, I'm male, over 17 years of age and under the age of 45, not part of the National Guard, and Section 313 of Title 32 doesn't apply to me (it actually applies to the National Guard) and I'm a US Citizen. That makes me part of the "unorganized militia". Now, where's my fucking M-16?

Comment Re:Heinlein was WRONG (Score 1) 311

Well, we could always do something crazy and try to look at what little data there is out there about people carrying weapons. Take a state like Florida, where the CCW process isn't exactly hard. And, fortunately enough, the state law requires that statistics on permit revocations and crimes by CCW holders be tracked.

Looking at the published statistics, Florida has roughly 664,000 people currently running around with concealed weapons. Of the 1,647,823 licenses issued, since October 1987, 5,139 have been revoked (about 0.3%). Of those revocations, 4,420 of them were for crimes committed after the person received their license, and 167 of those involved a fire used in a crime. And, it would seem that Florida's average life expectancy is just over 77.

Now, what I want to know is: people like you keep predicting blood in the streets if average, law abiding, citizens are allowed to legally carry firearms anywhere they go. But, so far we've waited for 22 years for Florida to erupt into an all-out bloodbath of gunfire, when is it going to happen? I've been waiting 22 fucking years to see the news reports of Florida imploding in violence, I want my gory news clips now!

Comment Where do I sign? (Score 1) 6

Ok, that's great. And yes, we really need to get this on the ballot. The inevitable scramble of the "Christian Conservatives" trying to figure out how they can fight this and not come off looking like complete douches would be worth the hassle of repealing it, if it actually passed. What's needed is a "print, sign, and mail in" form on the website. I'm sure that a basic PDF of an actual petition form, with one spot to fill in with the signature and address would be valid. While there would be the hassle of verification, that's what we are paying the Secretary of the State of California and her office for.
The Internet

Journal Journal: UVerse the continuing saga

In my last long winded rant, I had this line towards the end:
My current DSL service is still working; but, that should go away soon, I hope.
Really, it's there, just skip the boring crap in the middle and you'll see it.
Well, it turns out that my hope was in vain. It's been a week (granted Thanksgiving week, so I'm willing to let it slide a bit) and we still have internet service from our old ISP. So, I finally decided that it was time to check up on it and find out what
The Internet

Journal Journal: Getting bundled up 4

Well, thanks to johndiii I once again have a sane interface for my journal entries and can get back to ranting about normal stuff. Thank you.

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