You needed AI to know that?

I prefer having a career based on my achievements rather than my ability to reside in the rectum of someone who is mostly a rectum altogether.

The culture in most companies I know belongs into a Petri dish.

Make that a Petri dish under lock and key in a high sec hazmat biolab.

Oh believe me, they know. It's all about those "job perks".

Like, say, an office with a door. That means you're important. Without having to pay you more, which is the crucial part. Or even a corner office, that means you're REALLY important.

This doesn't work in a WFH environment. Here, I have a corner office if I want it, because I say so. Not because I have been working myself to my grave for nothing.

Job perks in WFH means the company has to cough up dough. And they hate that.

Good people are still in very high demand. I still have headhunters writing me poems, hoping that I'll at least talk to them.

Large corporations are like oil tankers. They keep moving forward by pure inertia for a long, long while even after the engine is cut off.

Remind me again why it's still illegal to just rid the world of that vermin, please.

I (as well as anyone with half a brain) has said so from the get go. That people who have the skills, have the projects to point to, have the certifications and have the bite will just flip them off and move on. What stays is the dregs, the bottom feeders who know that they can't jump ship because they have nothing to show for, haven't improved their skills since they were hired and know that nobody would hire them, so they have to bite the bullet.

We've been preaching this for what now? 2 years?

Maybe I should start consulting these dimwits hiding behind fancy three letter titles starting with C in something other than security. Apparently I'm superior to their knowledge in business administration as well. Likely because I never studied BA and thus evaded the mandatory lobotomy in the third semester.

Apparently not someone important who wanted to be.

Dunning-Krugerrands used for money laundering? Noooo, unpossible!

The problem is the implied request to shill for them. They didn't want game reviewers, they wanted free influencers.

Your request for a free pentest of your webpage has been reviewed and granted.

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Your game objectively sucks.

OnlyFans at work doesn't sound safe for work.

AI has no answers to unanswerable questions. There is no way to efficiently capture CO2 and methane. The only sensible thing is to avoid pumping it into the atmosphere.