God is the 4D dude who bought the Make Your Own Universe Kit and set it running in his mom's basement.

If you tick him off by not kissing up to him etc., he'll delete you from his "ant farm". So, sing those hymns, guys! "You are the grandest and mightiest, oh wondrous Father of all we know!"

He can see you yanking off also, and will blind you if caught; he hates the yanking while he's having sandwiches, ruins his appetite.

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America = freedom to sell crap

We fight in crappy wars for the freedom to make and sell crap. Men and women died in these crappy wars so that you can purchase all the crap you want.

The advantage of gears over nerve signals is that neural-toxins from poison enemies wouldn't be able to mess up the leg timing.

Next up: a bug that has Linux. (Not just Linux that has bugs)

...sound of Voyager leaving the solar system..... over your head.

But there's no "woosh" in interstellar space; thinner medium.

[Voyager] Launched in 1977... Yeah, Obama's fault!

Well, he does have the time machine he used to announce his birth in old HI newspapers so he could run for prez. Fox believes the machine's buried next to Hoffa.

Kinda like getting AL Keida's #2 man

I'm not looking forward to seeing phone-thieves cutting off fingers to access stolen phones.

Use middle finger for ID, then you at least can flipoff the robbers a good long time.

In fact, Apple's latest iPhone announcement seems to have been greeted with a massive "ho hum" instead of the frenzied interest some of their earlier product announcements have created.

I've seen the same kind of statements from ALL the releases since the first iPhone. Incremental. Siri was about the only thing that created a 2nd iPhone buzz.....until all the youtube vids of Siri choking badly.

what kinds of products might help people get excited about Apple again

iFasterThanLightTravel (iTrek?), iFlyingCar, iCuredCancer, iBrainImplantMacPhone, iEye (captain), iFeelPorn3D, iFedWorld, iGotNerdsDatingNatalie, iGrits, iTwelveInchWanker, iResurrectedSteve, iLinuxCluster, imacs, iLisp, iMortality, iModPoints, iRanOutOfIdeas

I did 110 (according to the spedometer..maxed out) in an '87 CRX.

It's I-5, the name of the game on that road is get the fuck through to where you're going.

That's probably the number 1 road around to go all out. Nothing's there and it's flat as fuck.

If I had the time for scenery and curves, I'd be on the 101.

Science Confirms The Universe Has Rabies!

So we have:

* Dark Energy
* Dark Matter
* Dark Gravity
* Dark Foam
* Dark Holes
* Dark Profit!

"I didn't eat the cake, honey, a Dark Mouth ate it."