Okay, hopefully there's a sex-ed teacher out there, I have a bizarre sex question.
Hypothetically speaking you're a guy and you are naked and have an erection. You are with goatse-guy and he is "spread." You two play a game sort of like the classic Operation. You insert your device but do not touch the walls or the end. You remove your device.
Now, did you just have sex with goatse-guy?
Some of you are familiar with all of the photos of me going around licking people. One was even famously in that fark photoshop contest.
Well, I think I've finally figured out why.
The voices in my head are dyslexic.
It has taken me some time to figure that out as they were so annoying with that stutter and the slight lisp, but I'm sure of it now.
Today is Joanna Gleason's last day in her currently Broadway hit Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.
I know I haven't been pestering you guys much about her since I'm sure most of you don't have a clue about who she is, or care, but it's kind of big news today and I made (with the help of a good friend) a really neat photo collage to say, "Bye!"
Check it out: http://www.joannagleason.com/
"Why can't we ever attempt to solve a problem in this country without having a 'War' on it?" -- Rich Thomson, talk.politics.misc