Actually Thog is, I believe, a troll, not a caveman - and by troll I mean the fictional creature. Correct me if I'm wrong. Google Order of the Stick if you have no idea what I'm talking about.

It appears as though you might not have an argument... Strange...

This has nothing to do with left wing politics - you don't have that in USA anyway. Just saying.

Don't want to be nitpicky, but it was MS-DOS (>=5.0) that came with qbasic, not Win 3.1.

Although I might not know if win 3.1 really did come with qbasic too (but I doubt it) since we had only Win 3.0 (and MS-DOS 5.0).

Again, don't want to come off like an ass - your post was excellent.

Thank you - someone really needed to say this. Hell, even as a lame nerd fantasy I think it's twisted.

And children. Since there are so many "won't somebody think of the children" issues around it seems pretty clear where the real problem lies.
Criminalize children - problem dealt with.

Your mixing up employer with customer.

Might have been badly mistaken but I thought it was about company paid cell phones that you get to legally keep - otherwise most... no, not most, but much the discussion here has been for nothing.

Which can be used in a phone employer bought to employee too.

A bit extremist view of situation?

Of, but this was about USA... What a great country you have - I mean, instead of workers rights you have employers rights: AWESOME!

You should have bought the Final Ethernet package instead of the modem.

*Yank hat on*
That would be communism!!!
*Yank hat off*

In Europe (Finland is what I know best since I live here) such contracts would be illegal - no way a contract could prevent you from lawsuit against the company.

That's USA for you - and in your country even *workers* are against unions. Nice going.

It's always a mactard when apple criticism is replied with calling the criticizer a windows user - very offencive too, mind you.