Let's not forget that DoJ promised Snowden wouldn't be tortured if he were returned to the U.S. As in, it was on the table and everyone assumed that would happen. Getting shot in the head is the least of Snowden's concerns right now.

Which would be, what, Monday?

/ducks

Bingo

Under settings, I should be able to pick from a list of design options:
1. New
2. Old
3. Older
4. Pink with ponies
5. Cowboy Neal
6. ...
7. Profit!

And who exactly is blaming Android? Samsung is called out in the title and almost every sentence in the fantastic summary. And the word Android is only used once to refer to the benchamarking apps.

Um, why would they put a backdoor in a platform they were going to use for themselves?

I'm guessing the logic is that with a faster browser, you would load more pages in the same amount of time. I'm not agreeing with it, necessarily, but I do believe I use more data now with 4G LTE than I did with 3G.

You can add people you know into your network as well as post updates and other things. It has many features of other social networks.

Here, I googled it for you. There are apparently many sites explaining how and why gasoline spoils. Your story is one anecdote, if true. Thanks for wasting your time telling it though. You sure showed that vehicle snob.

A little gambling is fine. I have a clearance, and many of my coworkers gamble on occasion. A gambling addiction, OTOH, is a problem. It opens you up to bribery or blackmail. Someone with a serious gambling problem and mountains of debt could more easily be persuaded to divulge secrets if someone offered to clear up the debt.

RIM jobs are not gone. They live on inside of all of us.

Um, isn't the first link in the fantastic summary also to arxiv?

Really? This is what takes the cake? The dupes, slashvertisements, missing or dead links, dupes, obvious grammar and spelling mistakes, dupes, pointless articles like how to re-open tabs, and lest we all forget, the dupes. But citing an article that uses apartment blocks as a reference is what does it for you?

And yet, somehow, everyone seems to have understood what was meant. So what's the problem?

What about that fricken robot??

That's what you get for living in the outer rim territories.