Apparently, scientists in Japan are extremely concerned that Japanese users of Twitter are frequently reporting spontaneous nosebleeds.
Is it only Twitter causing nosebleeds or are other social media site users presenting similarly?
Nonetheless, the stock price is actually a bit lower than before the 5c/5s announcement.
This is normal. Almost all Apple announcements have been followed by a drop in the stock prices:
stock prices for high-tech companies are not a valid way to measure the company's success in the marketplace
Precisely.
Thanks for that. I thought it was obvious. But these guys nearly had me providing an interlinear translations along the lines of
Original:
And they call me a sociopath
Translation:
In the even that the dripping irony of the above is not already blindingly obvious, allow me to state explicitly that this post is of satirical intent.
But then again perhaps an ironic statement is not itself the clearest way to alert the slower reader to the presence of irony.
[Y]ou're a grade A asshole- I'll give you that.
Grade A? Why thank you. One does try one's hardest. I'm relieved that you failed to mention the nicht I carelessly omitted from the second German sentence
Talk about bringing a knife to a gun fight. Seriously, if you can't do wit, don't even try. Go away and read some Oscar Wilde first, or watch a Woody Allen movie or two, or take lessons, or something
Resident inspectors have a real fun life, they aren't allowed to stay in any one town for more than 2 years before moving on to the next inspection post.
Is this practice meant to discourage regulatory capture, replacing it with some sort of regulatory "catch & release?"
[W]e were told if there was a fire to first order a pizza, then tell the firemen to follow the delivery to the fire. A lumber yard caught on fire one night, and we watched as the sirens and flashing lights on the fire trucks zig zagged around the neighborhood - 45 minutes later, the fire was out and they still hadn't found it.
From the details you provided, it sounds like you neglected to order a pizza before calling the fire department — is that what happened?
The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.