Life is a dangerous activity and will eventually lead to death.
Nobody has survived it yet.
I have.
So far, the number of times I've dies is exactly zero.
Ha! Depends on the definition of death-you may have died one night, then recovered! Also, in France the orgasm is known as "the little death". By that definition, I have died at least a few times in junior high...Just for fun, let's re-title the story: "For some people, drinking more than two sodas per day can increase their risk of truly living". Me, I prefer coffee - and I ain't giving it up, no matter what the research says! Irrational, but only for coffee. And beer.