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Comment Good (Score 0) 264

People in Western countries, enjoying Western freedom and Western science and technology, who take sides with enemies of the West such as Russia, the PRC or Hamas should be arrested and deported. I don't need October the 7th to support Israel, it's more than enough for me that it's a technologically and socially advanced country where men and women can vote and be elected and where I can eat what the heck I want, fart in an elevator, get drunk and play Nintendo. Same with Taiwan, I'd throw the whole of the PRC into a black hole if it meant Taiwan could be safe. I don't care about your shit third-world failed countries. Western civilization must rule the world now and forever. Oh, you don't agree with me? Fine: arrested, deported into one of the shitholes you like so much, no more computers or books or anything, get some hard jihad up your butt and die by Hellfire strike. I shit on your smouldering mangled corpse while I feast on cheesburgers, loserboy.

Comment Easy fix (Score -1) 512

We had a little drama of this kind years ago at the company I was working with, same issues. We politely reminded the employees about the contracts they signed. Some understood and walked away, jeered by the other malcontents. To the rest, we notified the immediate termination of their employment and dismissal. The one troublemaker who had started the whole show put on a defiant face and threatened to "occupy" the premises. He changed his tune when security pepper-sprayed him in the eyes and batoned him to his knees. This deflated the rest, which was then escorted out. The ones who initially participated but relented were warned that they would be passed over for promotion and had lost any seniority privileges - which means they'd be let go if any restructuring was to take place. This being Italy the unions went all apeshit but they fell silent when the main offices in Amsterdam told them in very polite terms that they could very well close down ALL operations in Italy and move everything to Slovakia, which is what happened anyway a couple of years later. It had been long in the planning and all those bozo hamalovers only made things move a little faster. I had since gone independent but it put a smile on my face to think about it. Employees who depend on their jobs to survive should learn not to be too cocky. You can protest if your workplace is dangerous, if the working environment is toxic, is wages are too low and so on. But for a shit cause miles away? Stupid. Your family will not hail you as a hero for throwing their lives into a dumpster.

Comment Haunted??? (Score -1) 93

You BASTARD! You KILLED them! It's all your goddamned FAULT! Their blood is on your hands! You could have saved them all, spared so much pain and sorrow to their families, and you did nothing! NOTHING! You are the sole responsible for that tragedy! Flay yourself alive and shit on your own decomposing carcass, you MURDERER! You MURDERED SEVEN PEOPLE! IN SPACE! DIE, MOTHERFUCKER, DIE!

Comment Re:Implications from French experience (Score -1) 91

That's a sensible solution, so the French must have learned it from someone smarter than them (which doesn't exactly narrow it down). First of all, if your employees are contracted to work certain hours, calling them outside of them is unprofessional. They're supposed to do their stuff in their working hours, if they don't they're either incompetent and they get fired, or their manager in incompetent and gets fired. Besides, you don't allow any work information on their own phones, it's bad practice, it's a security nightmare, anyone who suggests it gets fired. Last two organizations I worked with, we had clear policies: you keep anything work-related on your own devices, we fire AND sue you. You've been equipped with an Israeli-made secure phone that is worth at least 10 times any top-of-the-line commercial smartphone, you use it or we fire, sue and bury you. Your darn Israeli-made secure phone has a built-in timer that turns it off when your working time is up you log the fuck off, go the fuck home, and fuck the brains out of your wife/husband/gerbil/whatever-the-fucking-fuck. You get on with your fucking life. We don't care. You come back when it's your turn, and your fucking Israeli-made secure phone snaps on. We don't even want you to fucking charge it, because we provide you with batteries, you fucking fuck. So work, dagnabbit, work hard and then do what the fuck you want. What's your problem? Too hard for you? Are you fucking French to be that stupid?

Comment Re:Loved this era so much (Score 0) 74

Yeah right things were so much better without electricity and pesky steam power! And all those darn horses, dagnabbit! Wake up and smell the decaf, geriatric nerd: everybody who doesn't have much of a life idealizes the past because it felt better. You had no responsabilities, parents paid the bills, you thought you had a future. Now fast-forward to now: life is a joyless grind for the likes of you, your body is failing, death is always around the corner and what's left of your pitiful existence is a downward spiral into illness and decrepitude with a squallid nursing home at the end of it, where you will live the remainder of your days drooling on a wheelchair wearing soiled diapers for days. Your youth is gone beyond recall and what have you done with it? Shit.

Comment Who cares about commie chinks? (Score -1) 104

We are America, ruler of nations, sovereign over the whole world, the indispensable one, Empire. We do whatever we please. If you oppose us, you will be destroyed. Learn to love eating our steaming, smelly defecations or learn to love eating our steaming, smelly defecations. You have no choice or recourse. Bow to America Undefeatable. Aaah, life is good.

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