It's just another plot hole in the Great Omniscient Book.

Jesus also says that he's not here to change any of the old laws, that all the old laws still apply.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A18-19&version=KJV

They just don't apply to him because he's the son of god. Or something.

It's a bit like star football players, they basically get a free pass on obeying the school rules.

Disobeying your parents is punishable by death (in The Bible).

He got off lightly. If they followed The Bible literally he'd be dead by now.

Nah, most executives prefer to trick people into believing that while still manufacturing in China.

Proof? Labels that say stuff like "Designed in California"...

Why not both?

Every time you wave your arm in the air you destroy an infinite number of universes.

In a lot of them you're currently having sex with Miley Cyrus.

(Whether or not that's "catastrophic" is up to you...)

If I come back and see you've done that to me then your door's getting banged up.

So much for this technology saving you from dents and scratches...

Over here we get that in a Ford Focus, etc.

Nope. Those can only parallel-park.

(Clue: Try reading the article before posting...it works wonders)

I'm sure that lawyers everywhere are salivating at the thought of self-driving cars but I fail to see why we should ban them for that reason. Road safety can't possibly go downwards simply because we took humans out of the equation.

You know how I know you didn't read the article...?

That cat's already out of the bag.

Might as well use all available technology to stop them destroying our cars/property.

That utopia hasn't worked out too well. They figured out how to get licenses anyway. The best we can do now is sell these to the idiots so they don't bang *our* cars up in car parks.

(Seriously, has anybody ever failed to get a license given enough attempts? Did they ever tell anybody, "Sorry, driving isn't for you..."?)

Whose leg?

Won't it rock if you try to use it on a table?

You're having trouble using a flat phone in your hand?

I'd like to be able to tap the screen when it's on a table without it rocking.