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Comment Re:Once the tools to create deepfakes... (Score 1) 28

by Locke2005 on Monday November 13, 2023 @10:36PM (#64003823) Attached to: Giant AI Platform Introduces 'Bounties' For Deepfakes of Real People

Right... because your friend that can't figure out how to connect their laptop to their printer wouldn't have any problem generating their own deep fakes of Margot Robbie giving head?

Comment What?!? (Score 3, Funny) 28

by Locke2005 on Monday November 13, 2023 @10:34PM (#64003817) Attached to: Giant AI Platform Introduces 'Bounties' For Deepfakes of Real People

They're making sexually explicit deep fake images of famous celebrities? THAT'S DISGUSTING!

So... where would I find those images?

Comment Re:Remote Kill Switch (Score 1) 37

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @08:49PM (#63991783) Attached to: Voters Overwhelmingly Pass Car Right to Repair Law in Maine

People will just do what people are already doing to default alcohol sensor interlocks: have their kid blow into it.

"Honey, can you blow into this tube please, daddy's late for his nightly trip to the strip club."

Comment Re:Expect more of these "accidents" (Score 4, Funny) 86

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @08:47PM (#63991775) Attached to: Robot Crushes Man To Death After Misidentifying Him As a Box

Your weakness, obviously, is the sexbots. They don't point and laugh like real women do.

Comment Re:Doesn't matter to me (Score 1) 17

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @08:41PM (#63991759) Attached to: WhatsApp Now Lets You Hide Your IP Address During Calls

Your right arm must be really tired.

Comment Re:Why not just run Windows ? (Score 1) 22

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @06:49PM (#63991441) Attached to: Canonical Reveals More Details About Ubuntu Core Desktop

Because Windows forces you to retrain everybody at a cost of $2000/seat every time they change the user interface and then force you to "upgrade" to a new version of Windows. The Ubuntu user interface is theoretically more consistent over time.

Comment Re:And? What of it? (Score 3, Interesting) 30

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @06:43PM (#63991419) Attached to: Data Broker's 'Staggering' Sale of Sensitive Info Exposed in Unsealed FTC Filing

Start buying and publishing all the most embarrassing data you can find on your local politicians, and see if anything changes...

Comment Ah, the old bait-and-switch! (Score 5, Funny) 81

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @06:42PM (#63991413) Attached to: After Luring Customers With Low Prices, Amazon Stuffs Fire TVs With Ads

Works every time!

Comment Re:Overhyped? (Score 1) 57

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @05:13PM (#63991069) Attached to: Rockstar Plans To Announce Much Anticipated 'Grand Theft Auto VI'

Dude! GTA V was a COMEDY! There are some geniunely funny scenes in that game! I think the problem is you took it too seriously. It's more of a "Gee, I wonder what happens if I do this disgustingly stupid thing" type of sandbox.

Comment Re:Minecraft had one more advantage (Score 1) 57

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @05:10PM (#63991053) Attached to: Rockstar Plans To Announce Much Anticipated 'Grand Theft Auto VI'

Children have a lot more free time? Tell that to the Chinese children who built your computer!

Comment Re:Minecraft had one more advantage (Score 1) 57

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @05:09PM (#63991047) Attached to: Rockstar Plans To Announce Much Anticipated 'Grand Theft Auto VI'

My DAUGHTER was playing GTA V as a child! (And I used to watch her play it, the game is actually pretty entertaining.)

Comment Wow! (Score 1) 57

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @05:07PM (#63991041) Attached to: Rockstar Plans To Announce Much Anticipated 'Grand Theft Auto VI'

A _chick_ that goes to hookers, then kills them to get her money back? Not that's HOT!

Comment Re:And then ... (Score 1) 59

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @05:05PM (#63991033) Attached to: Microsoft Plans To Bring Its AI Copilot To 1 Billion Windows 10 Users

Apparently selling software that fixes all the "mistakes" Microsoft made in Windows is a viable business model now.

Comment Re:Microsoft realizing Windows 10 is here to stay (Score 1) 59

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @05:03PM (#63991023) Attached to: Microsoft Plans To Bring Its AI Copilot To 1 Billion Windows 10 Users

There are 2 Windows OS develpment teams, since development of new OS versions overlaps. One of the teams is much better at designing and implementing software than the other one. That means every other Windows OS release is a piece of crap.

Comment Re:Cortana? Is that you? (Score 2) 59

by Locke2005 on Wednesday November 08, 2023 @05:00PM (#63991007) Attached to: Microsoft Plans To Bring Its AI Copilot To 1 Billion Windows 10 Users

Revenge of Clippy.

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