zawarski - Slashdot User

Comment Re:I believe the word you are looking for (Score 1) 28

by zawarski on Tuesday April 30, 2024 @07:23AM (#64435224) Attached to: Walmart and Roblox Are Teaming Up To Make Virtual E-commerce a Reality

Nah, it started with allowing anonymous posting.

by zawarski on Monday April 29, 2024 @04:37PM (#64433822) Attached to: Walmart and Roblox Are Teaming Up To Make Virtual E-commerce a Reality

Is enshitification.

by zawarski on Monday April 29, 2024 @04:36PM (#64433818) Attached to: Walmart and Roblox Are Teaming Up To Make Virtual E-commerce a Reality

Pedos love Walmart, duh.

by zawarski on Saturday April 27, 2024 @12:43PM (#64429614) Attached to: Two Lifeforms Merge Into One Organism For First Time In a Billion Years

Welcome our new life form overlords.

by zawarski on Thursday April 25, 2024 @12:47PM (#64424508) Attached to: US Fertility Rate Falls To Lowest In a Century

Raised one I never planned on having. Never had more fun before or since. Would do it again in a heartbeat.

by zawarski on Wednesday April 24, 2024 @10:53AM (#64421024) Attached to: US Breaks Ground On Its First-Ever High-Speed Rail

For Telamericorp employees to celebrate Dersday.

by zawarski on Wednesday April 10, 2024 @02:17PM (#64383876) Attached to: Waymo Launches Paid Robotaxi Service In Los Angeles

Never thought about using for drive by. Thanks!

by zawarski on Monday March 25, 2024 @03:25PM (#64343747) Attached to: Google Teams with 'Highlights', Shows How Goofus and Gallant Use the Internet

â¦is cool. Uh- huh-huh-huh.

by zawarski on Friday March 22, 2024 @01:39PM (#64336767) Attached to: DOJ Lawsuit Against Apple is Headline Grabber But Poses Limited Near-Term Impact

Suck it Android users.

by zawarski on Wednesday March 13, 2024 @07:45PM (#64313655) Attached to: Ageism Haunts Some Tech Workers In the Race To Get Hired

They take them out and shoot them.

by zawarski on Sunday March 10, 2024 @12:32PM (#64304411) Attached to: Lead From Gasoline Blunted the IQ of About Half the U.S. Population, Study Says

Far more responsible for lowering IQ.

by zawarski on Wednesday March 06, 2024 @06:05AM (#64293666) Attached to: Screen Time Robs Average Toddler of Hearing 1,000 Words Spoken By Adult a Day, Study Finds

Out of the way? Donâ(TM)t have fucking kids. Get a cat.

by zawarski on Monday March 04, 2024 @07:50PM (#64289930) Attached to: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Waymo Robotaxi in Los Angeles

If itâ(TM)s so âoeequal opportunityâ, why are they all concentrated in California?

by zawarski on Monday March 04, 2024 @04:55PM (#64289488) Attached to: Homeless Man Tries to Steal Waymo Robotaxi in Los Angeles

Announce this is your final destination and drive into ocean. One way to deal with homeless problem.

by zawarski on Tuesday February 20, 2024 @03:30PM (#64255154) Attached to: Neuralink's First Human Patient Able To Control Mouse Through Thinking, Musk Says

â¦ drink your Ovaltine.