We do not appreciate it if former employees post confidential information about the inner workings online, even after leaving The Company.

That incident will be examined.

You install unsolicited code on something other than a VM that contains no sensitive information, running on a computer you will wipe after the interview, on a connection that isn't physically separated from the rest of your network?

Sorry, your security conscience is not at the level we require.

I guess I speak for the assembled when I say "so do we".

You say less hard working, I say harder to exploit for your gains.

Noble? Nah. I'm just done trying to keep a planet habitable for dimwits who can't be assed to do it themselves, even though they are the ones that will suffer when (not if) it is FUBAR.

Let's add some turds to the dumpster fire, it's not like it matters anymore anyway.

I'm gonna remember that one.

It's sadly accurate.

I thought you'd rejoice when you find out that dicks larger than the person they're attached to are not exactly anatomically correct.

Or ... are you disappointed now?

The fundie religious right in the US isn't far away from the Mullahs in Iran. They just attach a different label to their excuse to browbeat people into submission.

It's the people who constantly think of the children who are most likely the real pedos.

Never wanted to see the money shot in reverse?

Ok, admit it, who let the door open? You know that all sorts of riffraff will come in, look, this time it was a priest.

What exactly is harmful about drawn pictures (because last time I checked, the kind of anatomy depicted in animes or mangas is ... well, close to if not entirely impossible)? Who exactly is the victim?

What? My mother was a saint!

Easier said than done, one should think it's not that hard considering how many there are, but when you need one to hug...