And you do not belong on /..

Seriously. Get the fuck out. We don't need your kind here.

That is entirely what that sounds like.

>implying that arguments made by a loon aren't crap.

Please, learn to think.

You're not fooling anyone y'know.

The Chicken is the Egg, YOU FUCKING MORONS.

It is a commonly-believed myth that everything stated in Wikipedia is true.

[citation needed]

What do Algae and Drill Sergeants have in common?

They both reproduce via fission, like all other bacteria.

Yes, I am aware of the technical incorrectness of the above statement. Algae are not bacteria.

I don't think you understand. Your wife is a rarity.

I am not a doctor. I am studying to be one. I talk to a lot of doctors. The patients who come in who have diagnosed themselves correctly, or close to correctly, such as getting the 'genus' of a disorder or disease correct while the 'species' is incorrect, are so rare that they tend to remember them.

Compare it to a Help Desk worker -- how many callers, per centum, do you think that Help Desk worker gets who would call up, have a correct or nearly so idea about what is wrong, and be calling only to get instructions on how to fix it?

So, lemme get this straight: You have to design to be an Engineer?

I better go inform all those Doctorates in my department they're not Engineers...

My automobile was manufactured in 1993, and its ECU is almost old enough to vote.

If on Slashdot someone fails to mention what country they're in, you can be almost certain that they're in the US.

Seriously. If someone in Barcelona asks how much an apple costs, you don't ask them in what country.

Similarly, if someone on a US-centric website based out of the US asks a question related to a locality without specifying that locality, anyone with an IQ greater than that of a lawyer should be able to understand that they're referencing the United States.

Apologies about the above statement to NewYorkCountryLawyer and the other human, as opposed to shark and/or mosquito, members of the profession.

Deityphages is even more bizzare...

Not only Catholics BTW - also Orthodox (or Eastern churches generally), Anglicanism, also Lutheranism; yes, the mechanisms of what supposedly happens vary, but the essence remains the same.

Theophages or Deivores. But not Deiphages or Theovores. Never, ever mix your Greek and your Latin. Just remember "television":

Television? The word is half Greek and half Latin. No good will come of this device. — C. P. Scot