
Feature: Good vs. Evil on the World Wide Web 252
More evidence of Internet goodness:
Life got 23,765,261 results;
Death got only 5,973,580.
Love got 14,985,600 results;
Lust got only 889,330.
God got 5,596,690 results;
Satan only got 164,850;
Devil only got 635,160.
Marriage got 3,626,700 results;
Divorce only got 649,930.
Heaven got 977,930 results;
Hell only got 707,410.
Joy got 1,137,460 results;
Sorrow only got 190,740.
Linux got 3,461,380 results;
Unix got 1,948,040 results;
Windows NT only got 1,208,125.
Intelligence got 1,888,970 results;
Stupidity only got 77,430.
Apparently those misguided souls who condemn the World Wide Web as some sort of hellhole (3965 results) need to think again. The word Education was mentioned on 34,470,924 Web pages, while a search for Ignorance only came up with 141,530. And, despite endless yammer about kids getting hold of bomb-building instructions online, cruising the World Wide Web is statistically more likely to make them fat than to teach them how to blow up buildings; the word cooking netted 2,167,210 Web pages, the word Bomb only got 622,050, and the phrase homemade bombs only brought up 662.
Religious believers should take heart from the fact that Salvation drew 280,700 AltaVista responses, while Damnation only came up with 8141. Christians, instead of condemning the Internet as immoral, might want to change their tune and start boasting about their online dominance - the word Christian drew 6,715,031 results, as opposed to 93,240 for Jew, 322,740 for Muslim, 279,990 for Buddhist, and 236,420 for Hindu, while the word Atheist only came up with 78,870 pages.
What does all of this mean? I have no idea. This small (but rigorously unscientific) study, like the psychic hotlines advertised heavily on late-night cable TV, is meant to be used for entertainment purposes only. Please feel free to add to it (or subtract from it) and draw your own conclusions, which I'm sure will be far more insightful than any I could possibly come up with on my own.
Obviously... (Score:1)
This is hilarious! And about as valid as most statistical surveys
More fun with search engine hits (Score:1)
Random samples :
52983 William Shakespeare
161536 Spice Girls
1521 Earth is Round
1554 Earth is Flat
7454141 God
134036 Beatles
Sagan's book and the infinite monkeys. (Score:1)
Re:"our" time? (Score:1)
You're the one cutting into *your* time by replying to my post.
Maybe you're the one that needs to learn how to filter.
Re:Conclusions (Score:1)
Erm... (Score:1)
Hence, according to the given statistics, if I go looking for information on making bombs, I'm much more likely to find that info, rather than a simple recipe.
And anyway, did anyone realize where any of those words could have been mentioned? Both "good" and "evil" could have been mentioned on both a porn and a "violent" site a billion times. Good sites don't actually say on them, "I am a good site. I don't promote evil things." See? That page would have come up for both good and evil.
I may just be repeating what was already said by someone previously...don't mind me if I am.
The fact of the matter is that this test, while it seems like a good idea, isn't concluding or varifying anything in the longrun.
And why should we shelter our children anyway? If we hide them away from, "bad" things, aren't we just corrupting them further and making wusses out of them? If a child (say middle school, high school age) hasn't seen a picture of a naked body, a naked anything, yet, then they'll be uncomfortable with the subject for quite some time.
I'm comfortable with it.
I work with 5 year olds, and some of them do talk about private parts, and even violence, and that scares me. So, yes, at around that age, it's the parents' fault and they should be more aware of that stuff.
But later on, who cares?
miyax
LOTS of digits of PI! (Score:2)
http://www.hepl.phys.nagoya-u.ac.jp/~mitsuru/pi-e. html
The world record for PI digits stands at 52,539,607,510 digits. Again, you can download some of these over at:
ftp://www.cc.u-tokyo.ac.jp
What I want to know is, why are the Japanese obsessed with knowing PI to this kind of accuracy? Carl Sagan's book was FICTION, guys!
Re:Like what? (Score:1)
Love vs Lust (Score:1)
Anyway, for the record:
Love: 4,911,400
Hate: 221,950
Re:Sagan's book and the infinite monkeys. (Score:1)
0.123456789011223344556677889900111222333444555666 777888999....
the string "4321" never appears. The digits of pi don't come as easy as those of the number above, but they are deterministic, not random.
Re:this is great! (Score:1)
Now atleast I have something to write about
Re:...and Boring (Score:1)
Hey, Carl, Let's keep to messages with a point on Slashdot, could we? Or atleast read all of the stuff about how these numbers are not scientific, just funny?
Two great tastes that taste great together? (Score:1)
Religion != "good" (Score:1)
For example, look at Messianics [dartreview.com].
--Andrew Grossman
grossdog@dartmouth.edu
Re:Giants Vs. Midgits (Score:1)
Giants are a [Baseball,Football] team. I forget which, since I hate/don't care about sports.
Both, actually. New York Giants in football [cnnsi.com] and San Francisco Giants in baseball. [cnnsi.com]
Re:Proving a point (Score:1)
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"'Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
Bravo! (Score:1)
I call my bb The Owl Farm Kitchen. For a long time, people mistook it for being some sort of wholesome place to post because it contained the word Kitchen. I would get all sorts of Christian people in "Come see my site" sort of thing. Then they realized that it was a rather depraved place to be! I love it, fooling people like that.
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Way to go Roblimo (Score:1)
If good outweighs evil... (Score:1)
Slashdot = 27,060
Ziff-Davis = 224,075
Doesn't look good, guys.
Then again, I think the bad guys have all the fun.
Yes - CHERRY PIE! (Score:1)
Did you put the Quotes around it? (Score:1)
Re:That can't be right... (Score:1)
In fact you can search faster by first breaking up all the sentences into words and matching against the words than trying to match an arbitrary string against another string. Say you had a sentence of 20 words, averaging five letters a word, and you were trying to match a six-letter word. Breaking at word boundries means you only have to try to match 20 times. On the other hand, 20 words * 5 letters/word (+the space) means you have 120 characters. Matching a six-character string means making 115 (!) comparisons. (Wouldn't have to match after the first 115 chars because not enough chars left in the string.)
Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics (Score:1)
I assume that evil sites are seldom marketed as an "evil" site; Madison Avenue has taught us to use "good" to people you try to attract to such sites? However, I define these sites as evil.
Re:terms are 'or'ed. (Score:1)
Right cracker tho? (Score:1)
Re:G vs E (Score:1)
+G: 25,848,206
+E: 149,211,983
winner: E!
One more time, with feeling (Score:1)
You didnt
BUT
you replied to your reply
which means tht you once again added to the waste YOU hate.
Ladies and gentlemen lets here it for Filberts, the amazing Example of Self Posting Pugilists.
Knock yerself out man, respond to this response:)-
This convinces me that this study is acurate! (Score:1)
bar: 15,260,090
What the hell??? According to this, "bar" is way better than "foo", but personally I like foo!
BTW: Due to this message, this page can now be added to the evil list since the word hell appears in it several times. Does that make us all evil?
Winners rule! (Score:1)
Guess everyone's a winner then?
Ark
But is the web in harmony? (Score:1)
yin: 136,038
yang: 592,155
This imbalance is undoubtedly the result of more men than women using the internet
(yang=male, yin=female).
Either that or it's just a coincidence caused by my lazy and scientifically worthless technique.
it *does* matter (Score:1)
"size doesn't matter" 2182 Web pages.
I knew it!
This post has been smiley captioned for humour impaired.
Good not always "Good" (Score:1)
Re:Useless (Score:1)
Way to go Roblimo (Score:2)
CY
Come on guys... (Score:1)
Re:Protecting everyone... (OT) (Score:1)
War, famine, and pestilance haven't suddenly disappeared. Rather, politicians have learned to ignore them, because it's easier to get elected if you promise to fight some demon you're invented than the real problems.
Misleading, too... (Score:1)
47,981,595 for "die"
only 20,239,900 for "live"
163120 for "insane"
only 103430 for "sane"
1,065,430 for "gates"
a meager 30010 for "torvalds" !!!
You poor misguided canadian... (Score:2)
I'd also like to point out that politicians tend to note the presence of things, not the absence - just because good outweighs evil online doesn't mean they see it that way. They think that kids *enjoy* watching pornography, and they're on a holy mission to save them from themselves. Nevermind that the average 9 year old would just be grossed out at the concept of boys and girls.. well.. you know.
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To both of you :) (Score:1)
...I am of the beleif that it is not us that is wasting time, time is wasting us !!!!!
:)
Easily explained (Score:2)
Conclusions (Score:2)
It means you have way too much free time.
Hackers vs crackers vs feds (Score:1)
Cracker - 86,129
Fed - 741,680
good and evil (Score:1)
G vs E (Score:1)
Anyone see that series? It's pretty cool!
Pie vs. Cake (Score:2)
cake: 708,370
PIE RULES!
good.com vs. evil.com (Score:1)
Re:You poor misguided canadian... (Score:1)
Slashdot vs. Segfault (Score:1)
Interesting, huh?
:-)
Re:hmmm.... (Score:1)
Note: Putting quotes around something makes AV search it as a phrase. So "I like to maim and kill puppies and kittens" netted all the pages that had the words 'puppies' or 'maim' or 'kittens' or 'like' or 'kill'... you get the idea
Re:Good not always "Good" (Score:1)
Digits of pi (Score:1)
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"'Is not a quine' is not a quine" is a quine.
Re: (Score:1)
Statistics (Score:1)
BTW, please, don't go on forever...
Giants Vs. Midgits (Score:2)
Giants: 474,930
Midgits: 129
evil and good (Score:1)
What does all of this mean? I have no idea. This small (but rigorously unscientific) study, like the psychic hotlines advertised heavily on late-night cable TV, is meant to be used for entertainment purposes only. Please feel free to add to it (or subtract from it) and draw your own conclusions, which I'm sure will be far more insightful than any I could possibly come up with on my own.
Need I say more?
Re:Another useless stat (Score:1)
My beer knowledge is limited, there are so many varieties now with all of the microbrews I couldn't possibly know all of the obscure ones.
Pilsners because of their clean tastes are good with spicy foods, like curries, chinese food, sushi...a darker beer is good for heartier food...like a guiness stout is good with a stew or a french onion soup.
Bon Apetit!~
Re:Good not always "Good" (Score:1)
Dreamweaver
Re:Hackers vs crackers vs feds (Score:1)
+kevin +mitnick - 31955
+Tsutomu +Shimomura - 1349
More good than evil indeed
Re:You poor misguided canadian... (Score:1)
Re:You missed a spot... (Score:1)
Quality vs. Quantity (Score:1)
Quantity 2,127,140
So it is quality, not quantity
Re:You missed a spot... (Score:1)
i don't see the problem.
i always have seen sex as a good thing.
Re:What about naughty words (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Good not always "Good" (Score:1)
Poke out their eyes. Oh dont. Its illegal.
Well stop mindcontrolling your kids in that case.
Gr SlashDread
This is terrible! (Score:1)
It will be fully OpenSource(tm)(c)(r) (like Al Gore's website) and maybe we can get MS to donate some funds!
Let's stick it to the man and show the world that the evil folk have nuts too!
(Please note: This post was written with a keyboard. If you disagree with what I said... blame it on the keyboard.)
AltaVista vs Excite (Score:1)
good 3077961
evil 224941
evil / good = 7.3%
On AltaVista evil / good = 6.3%
So there is a greater proportion of evil on Excite - what does this mean?
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more stats (Score:1)
Hitler -- 355765
Linus Torvalds -- 18849
Bill Gates -- 282274
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Whats wrong with altavistas advanced search? (Score:1)
Keyword bad gives 5,282,140 matches when entered at simple search. Use advanced search and you get only 3,003,929 matches. What the hell.. Am I missing something obvious?
Re: (Score:2)
Re:You poor misguided canadian... (Score:1)
pornography, and they're on a holy mission to save them from themselves."
Save yourselves from misguided politicians.
Gr SlashDread
On a similiar note (Score:1)
I particularly like this bit on 'Hygiene':
"floss every day": 80
"wear clean socks:" 87
"clean up the blood": 197
Re:You missed a spot... (Score:1)
Comparing on the short term is futile. Sex obviously has a much better short term consiquence (it feels good). However, it can have negative side effects, which is why abstinence is touted as a good long term solution.
Lies, Damn Lies, and Statistics (Score:1)
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics."
art vs. porn (Score:1)
porn 20,704,843
abstinence 48160
Re:You poor misguided canadian... (Score:1)
The internet is a great place! (Score:1)
Re:terms are 'or'ed. (Score:1)
The internet is a great place!(with line breaks) (Score:1)
It seems that the internet has more ups than downs,
up 65,879,209
down 12,842,185
more goodies than baddies,
goody 38980
baddy 1123
more yeas than nays,
yea 146360
nay 97250
more positives than negatives,
positive 1,890,840
negative 903400
and it actually has less windows than doors!
window 4,485,050
door 5,747,800
Pi may not contain all sequences of digits (Score:1)
Consider all reals whose decimal expansion does not contain the digit 0 anywhere. There are uncountably many such reals, Cantor's diagonal argument still applies. Hence infinitely many such numbers must be irrational because the rationals are countable. Any real number without 0 in its expansion cannot contain all sequences, so the hypothesis is false for irrationals at least. I don't have a proof for transcendental numbers, but I'm pretty sure there are transcendentals without 0 in their decimal expansion.
Jim
Re:But whose good is good? (Score:1)
Google tells me:
homicidal egocentric maniacs: 2 matches
allround nice guys: 71 matches
There is still hope
Re:Ungrateful little... (Score:1)
Re:terms are 'or'ed. (Score:1)
Means nothing (Score:1)
Protecting everyone... (Score:1)
If you'll notice, it's increasingly evident that the only people that are spouting this inane rhetoric are lawmakers (and mostly democrats intent on the total control of information, but with a healthy contingent from the Religious Right, as well). The general public doesn't give a damn either way, and that's a Bad Thing(tm). Today's apathy on issues like this is what is leading us to an age of where the government will be empowered to dictate the content of our sites, as well as our lives, to us.
Past tyranies have come about because citizens blindly put their faith into religious monarchies and by letting themselves get caught up into patriotic rhetoric spewing from the mouths of maniacs in uniforms. Today, however, we are falling victim to a behemoth of tyrany not because we've been fooled, or caught up in the moment. We are falling because we don't care.
Raise the alarm. Howl, screetch, clatter, make noise. but be informative. people who know nothing about computers are making decisions that will forever change the way the public perceives computers, and how we may use them.
*insert your own rhetoric starting here*
Have your cake and eat it too (Score:2)
+cake: 735,420 Web pages.
+cake +"eat it": 57,155 Web pages.
So about 13% of the cake sites have their cake and eat it too!
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Why bother downloading it? (Score:2)
Re:Monkeys beat kittens! (Score:2)
But not a real green dress - that's cruel.
That can't be right... (Score:2)
only 103430 for "sane"
??????????
"sane" should be found at LEAST as many times as
"insane"
:-)
Re:Like what? (Score:2)
Good sex (expr.) If you're busy judging it, you're probably not doing it. See: Terms, contradiction of.
Microsoft (Score:2)
Satan got only 221,090.
I don't know about you, but that just made my day.
Re:A sure sign! (Score:2)
You missed a spot... (Score:2)
Re:Why bother downloading it? (Score:2)
All this, and OS wars too! (Score:2)
WIth an even more exciting methodology, the OS Sucks/Rules-o-meter [zgp.org] uses highly refined mass survey techniques to survey the relative merits of different Operating Systems!
Translation: search Alta Vista for "Linux sucks", "Windows rules" etc., and graph the results.
Dave
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Free vs Open Source (Score:2)
+free: 102,950,414
+"open source": 39,761
+proprietary: 521,860
I think the meaning is clear
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Re:Monkeys beat kittens! (Score:2)
Beatlemania (Score:2)
Jesus Christ got only 426,920.
I'll be damned. I guess Lennon was right.
The Elvis Index (Score:2)
I just recently started doublechecking those old numbers using FAST's [alltheweb.com] 200M-page index... so far the rankings are still pretty comparable.