When Can I Expect an Email Response? 232
An anonymous reader writes "Ever sit there waiting for an email response and wonder what's going on? Did they get it? Did it get filtered? A study looks at the responding habits of a large group of corporate users. They find, among other things, that users would try to 'project a responsiveness image. For example, sending a short reply if a complete reply might take longer than usual, intentionally delaying a reply to make themselves seem busy, or planning out timing strategies for email with read receipts.' Tit-for-tat, 'Users would try to reciprocate email behaviors -- responding quickly to people who responded quickly to them, and lowering their responsiveness to people who responded slowly to them in the past.'"
I'm not posting to slashdot... (Score:5, Funny)
No no no! (Score:5, Funny)
See, it's not that people time e-mails to make themselves look busy, it's that the tubes get full!
Re:I'm not posting to slashdot... (Score:5, Funny)
They probrably didn't receive your internets (Score:2, Funny)
Hey just like studying Slashdot (Score:2, Funny)
Somewhere along that post, I got bored and just did a copy-paste. Feel free to correct it later.
furchin is Out of the Office Today (Score:5, Funny)
Nothing has changed since snailmail (Score:3, Funny)
Back when I was a lad, we had actually write with pen on paper, address envelopes, lick our own stamps, and trudge to the post office uphill both ways in a snowstorm! you kids have it easy, what with email to do all the dirty work. Think of the galoshes makers!!
Re:Couldn't we be studying something more useful? (Score:3, Funny)
Ob. Beatles (Score:5, Funny)
You only give me your funny mod points...
Re:furchin is Out of the Office Today (Score:5, Funny)
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***error*** User has exceeded disk quota
Re:read receipts (Score:5, Funny)
That thing I sent you! (Score:4, Funny)
TO: Falcone, Blue
SUBJECT: That thing I sent you!
Did you get that thing I sent you?
Re:No no no! (Score:5, Funny)
You mean Alaska has an honorable Senator with the same name as the bridge guy? What are the odds?
Re:personal or business (Score:5, Funny)
The same applies to improtance. ohh yea, the importance flag in outlook is of no use whatsoever because an emergency on your part, doesnt' mean an emergency on mine, unless your a client in which case see above.
Agh! E-mail "priorities". In my experience, anything marked "!" important was absolutely not important at all. I used to work for a company where some people would set that on every single e-mail they sent, no matter the content. I ignored it for a while, and then I set a casual rule for myself that anything with a little red exclamation mark next to it got ignored for 10 minutes minimum. Still, it annoyed me, so I made inbox rules to reverse any priorities (setting e-mails marked "low" to "high" and vice versa).
That was all well and good until my boss walked by and noticed all his e-mails were marked low priority. "Oh... huh, you didn't set them low priority? I just thought you were being considerate to my schedule. Must be some kinda bug!"
Re:Nothing has changed since snailmail (Score:3, Funny)
You had a Post Office??? You had it easy! We only had pony express, and we had to run to catch him because he never stopped here. But the behavior was exactly the same then too...some people would take a week to chisel a response.
Re:Nothing has changed since snailmail (Score:3, Funny)
Responsiveness Image (Score:4, Funny)
So what is the "responsiveness image" presented by this article, considering it's an anonymous submission linking to a Wordpress blog that appears to have been created soley for the purpose of presenting a 2nd-hand discussion of a paper published 3 years ago? The part that really confuses me is the lack of ads.
URGENT: PROBLEM! (Score:5, Funny)
Hi Eln,
Thanks so much for your prompt response. This is now urgent! I'm cc'ing all of the dev managers and the VPs of developments so that we can all track your responses to this issue. Please respond to all ASAP!!!
Oh, can we set up a meeting tonight at 8pm to discuss your findings? I've added this to everyone's calendar - I realize that this is short notice, but attendance is mandatory.
If anyone has any thoughts, ideas, random musings, opinions, or collateral information please respond.
Thanks everyone!
Bob
Senior SCSSACP
TPS report generation, QLDT division
AGAAP
email: bob@corp.com
fax: 1-212-212-1212
Mobile: 1-212-212-1223
Telex: TP-10925645
Pager: bob7979797@pagingservice.com
GPS coordinates: N36 06.285', W114 46.655'
IM: hotlovr69@msn.com
What I'm currently listening to: Mr. T - Respect yo Mama
The opinions epressed in the above email represent my opinion and do not represent the opinion of my company or management. This communication from corp.com may contain forward looking statements or confidential information and must not be forwarded or archived.
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THIS MESSAGE WAS SENT FROM MY BLACKBERRY
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Screw corporate Email. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No no no! (Score:3, Funny)
You mean Alaska has an honorable Senator with the same name as the bridge guy? What are the odds?
No, it's from Alasak, which is like Bizarro-Alaska. Here, the senators are honorable, the winters are quite pleasant, and they really *are* in a box off the coast of Mexico.
Re:URGENT: PROBLEM! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I disagree (Score:4, Funny)
And I'll quote this bad boy for those of you that have "Insightful" posts modded down, and anyone that has added me as a "Friend"
Re:I disagree (Score:5, Funny)
Re:URGENT: PROBLEM! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Well, yeah... (Score:3, Funny)
In 1991, desperate for additional steel footlockers to store all the leftover materials from the dismantled government's nuclear stockpiles, ex-foreign minister Shevardnadze approached Lotus corporation through secret U.S. diplomatic channels and arranged to sell the software suite for 10 billion rubles (approximately US$270). Lotus engineers meanwhile spent all the development money throwing clothing-optional champagne parties with the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders, and conducting thorough scientific investigations on the effectiveness of canola oil vs. baby oil on the Slip 'n' Slide.
Two years later, they delivered Notes on time, and amazingly, under budget. Lotus accountants were later unable to determine the mistake leading to the pre-paid delivery of 30 pallets of Marshmallow Peeps, 40 cases of Strawberry Yoo-hoo and several hundred Super Nintendo consoles to their software engineering offices.
Re:Nothing has changed since snailmail (Score:3, Funny)
We just had primordial soup, have you ever tried to write a message in soup? Keep in mind this was before alphabet soup.