Scientists Question Laws of Nature 314
mknewman writes "MSNBC is reporting that scientists are finding differences in many of the current scientific 'constants' including the speed of light, alpha (the fine structure constant of the magnetic force), the ratio of proton to electron mass and several others. These findings were made by observing quasars and comparing the results to tests here on the earth." From the article: "Time-varying constants of nature violate Einstein's equivalence principle, which says that any experiment testing nuclear or electromagnetic forces should give the same result no matter where or when it is performed. If this principle is broken, then two objects dropped in a gravitational field should fall at slightly different rates. Moreover, Einstein's gravitational theory -- general relativity -- would no longer be completely correct, Martins says."
Speed of Light (Score:5, Funny)
They just don't make photons like they use to...
*leaps through the doorway* (Score:1, Funny)
*runs back out the door*
I declare a "War on Quasars" ... (Score:5, Funny)
Dharma Initiative (Score:4, Funny)
I would recommend not flying/sailing for the next few months.
honestly... (Score:5, Funny)
Damn yung'uns (Score:5, Funny)
"Scientists Question Laws of Nature" (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Interesting Things Happen At Excessive Scales (Score:4, Funny)
Star Trek TNG for real? (Score:4, Funny)
Geordi: "What?"
Q: "Change the gravitational constant of the universe, thereby altering the asteroid's orbit."
Geordi: "How do you do that?"
Q: "You just DO it, that's all..."
Data: "What Geordi is saying is that we do not have the ability to change the gravitational constant of the universe."
Q: "Well, then, you obviously never read slashdot."
Re:12 Billion Year Old Light & the Expanding U (Score:3, Funny)
Yet more evidence that the universe is just a gigantic computer simulation.
Old programmer's adage: Variables won't. Constants aren't.
Never close doors... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm tired of hearing people tell my friend from Georgia Tech that he can't develope a free energy device. The quantum model is far from perfect. It is entirely possible we could extract the [theories, now] ZPE (our gravitational like-force experienced in the casimir-effect) from empty space. Who are these people to comdemn him? How many of them went to Georgia Tech? Do they have the schematics and plans for a device for free energy? No. How would they know anything about it? Are they willing to fund him so he can build his? Even though that might prove them right, they're too busy running after their quantum smoke. They're no better than the Catholic Church railing on Galileo.
Sod's Law? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Physical laws are not "wrong" (Score:2, Funny)
Wow- that's how legal laws work too. Just substitute "campaign contributions" for "wider range of circumstances" and you'll see it. Spooky...
(Yes, I'm a lawyer. I'll prove it: any of y'all responding to this post (hereafter "YOU") will be billed at a rate of $200/hr (in six minute increments) if such replies might be reasonably construed as soliciting a further reply...)
Re:Filota? (Score:3, Funny)
All good programmers know... (Score:3, Funny)
Variables won't; constants aren't.
Thank the BSD fortune file on my machine at home.
Re:Interesting Things Happen At Excessive Scales (Score:5, Funny)
2.) Apparently, you are not (or have never been around) an Electrical Engineer
3.) You definately got laid before you turned 30.
Re:Interesting Things Happen At Excessive Scales (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Speed of Light (Score:5, Funny)
If you were travelling at the speed of light for billions of years, you'd get tired too.
Re:Difference between "ARE" and "MAY" (Score:2, Funny)
The string constants in the article also change over time.
Re:Interesting Things Happen At Excessive Scales (Score:2, Funny)