Seven League Boots 58
Vantage writes: "Quite possibly the coolest toy ever for the athletic Geek.
PowerSkips
allow an energetic Geek to jump over 6 feet in the air. These things are the coolest things I have ever played with."
"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes." -- Rick Obidiah
This is not an April fool's joke... (Score:3)
The boots are so expensive because only the latest composite materials are strong enough to withstand the great strain on the material. Makes me wonder what strain your bones and joints have to withstand if you use those boots
Ugly (but not unexpected) failure mode ... (Score:1)
From http://www.powerskip.de/function.html :
First, there is a risk of breakage of the spring of about 5% after 100 hours use. This percentage rises when the equipment is used longer. This data result from an evaluation of the current sold PowerSkips and can change with higher experience. In consequence, it has to be stated that the spring is a life limited part. With the current technology it is not possible to design and manufacture this part for a guaranteed durable use. Exchange-Parts can be orderd.
This kind of failure could be really really hard on your knees. Imagine comming down from 2 meters or so and having only one spring fail. Ouch. Then imagine have both fail. I'm not sure which would be more painful (and/or knee wrenching).
Failure probability of 0.05 after 100 hours is really quite high.
Need some kind of Hobbs meter to log the number of hours and just replace your springs every 90 or so no matter what. :-)
Re:Welcome to April Fool's Day (Score:1)
Just because youre a clumsy oaf that falls down in a stiff breeze, doesnt mean that these wouldnt become the next extreme sport.
Re:No Way. (Score:2)
-josh
Re:Geeks = Fat (Score:2)
I'm not athletic, but in better shape than the average guy my age.
LK
From the Makers (Score:1)
<i>"Right now there is a 70 day waiting list.
The price starts at $1300 + shipping. If you are interested in a pair we would be more than happy to get a pair to you. If you would like to place an order you can email it to us with your phone number and a shipping address so proper arrangements can be made. We take check, cash and visa/MC."</i><p>
So if I'm going to spend $1,300, then I'll just go and by a <a href="http://slashdot.org/articles/01/02/10/15322
Seen on Junkyard Wars? (Score:1)
-Bill
These boots were in a book (Score:1)
Geeks != Fat (Score:1)
Re:Observations (Score:1)
Make sure you have a lot of money in savings and cancel all your insurance before using one, as it's not fair for anyone else to have to pay for what you're going to do to yourself.
Re:Better link (Score:1)
Okay, this is disturbing (Score:1)
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Re:Observations (Score:1)
Kick ass (Score:2)
Re:Geeks = Fat (Score:2)
Re:No Way. (Score:2)
Er... (Score:1)
Re:NO JOKE- BUY THEM ON THINKGEEK. (Score:1)
That's what you wanted to hear, right? Not that I aware of the fact that it was fool's day, and was playing along with it?
I want you to believe whatever makes you feel best about yourself. That is what is really important here.
Beets.
NO JOKE- BUY THEM ON THINKGEEK. (Score:4)
I'm going to pick up a pair, along with that new Caffeinated meatloaf [thinkgeek.com] they are selling. It is about time they sold some REAL food!
Seven _foot_ boots (Score:1)
At any rate, you do _not_ want to use seven leage boots. After all we are talking about a device whose main purpose is to position your feet seven leages apart... Ouch!
Ok, you got me! (Score:1)
Wirehead Studios
http://www.planetquake.com/wirehead
Joke, maybe, but the girl... (Score:1)
junkyard wars (Score:1)
(junkyard wars in the us, scrap heap in the uk)
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Re:powerskip.com (Score:2)
858.00 EUR Euros = 753.667 USD United States Dollars
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Re:Welcome to April Fool's Day (Score:1)
you probably also think cars are safe.
Re:Observations (Score:1)
/Mikael Jacobson
"But surely we won't be still stuck with Linux in 25 years!?"
powerskip.com (Score:2)
These things look retarded.
-Ryan
Re:No Way. (Score:3)
The film of the model doing it is an advert over here in the UK, and has been around for a year or so.
The amount of force you'd put on it is definitely quite large, but it's a known quantity. So you can get your spring steel made up to right specifications, and you're OK. Incidentally, if you watch the film, the curved struts at the back do actually bend quite considerably on impact.
What it doesn't discuss is what happens if a strut breaks from metal fatigue. I imagine some serious body protection would be a good idea.
Grab.
Better link (Score:3)
sigh (Score:1)
hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk
That was funny.
Oh... did you hear that some kid in idaho made a lightsaber out of a laser pointer? Cuts through people and all that shit. Some home movies can be found at the following addresses.
http://www.crewoftwo.com/duality_320x136.mov
http://download.theforce.net/theater/Training_3
http://www.silverleafproductions.com/duel.mpg
http://members.xoom.com/_XMCM/defslayer/ff1.mpg
Oh yah, the goatse.ck guy is gone, the RIAA took him off the net - something about a pirated movie pic in the background - go, check for yourself if you don't believe me...
Gnight. Go ahead, mod me down. I'll laugh when this is revealed as a prank . . .
Sigh...
I have a shotgun, a shovel and 30 acres behind the barn.
Re:WOW! Cool sabers! (But you're still wrong.) (Score:1)
example, I'm working on this
Before
http://www.geocities.com/lorakus/Cougar.gif
After
http://www.geocities.com/lorakus/Cougar.jpg
Enjoy.
I have a shotgun, a shovel and 30 acres behind the barn.
Moderation Abuses Anyone? (Score:1)
Hmmm..
Fuckit, I'm not a karma whore, but nice work
I have a shotgun, a shovel and 30 acres behind the barn.
There aren't original (Score:1)
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Ya an Aprils fool (Score:1)
Meep meep! (Score:1)
More info (Score:1)
It's definitely not cheap, though -- check out the prices...
http://www.powerskip.de/pricelist.html [powerskip.de]
850 Euros =~ $750 USD
Not to mention that you have to start buying new soles for it every 50 hours of use, and a new spring every 100 hours of use...
http://www.powerskip.de/function.html [powerskip.de]
Cool idea (if it's legit) but kinda pricey...
Re:Kick ass (Score:1)
Hey, that's perfectly possibleliminable, as long as the other 5% are no more smartening than George dubya.
Welcome to April Fool's Day (Score:1)
Remember, it is April Fool's Day.
Re:Welcome to April Fool's Day (Score:1)
This jumping device both moves, and attaches firmly to you. It looks like it can break your leg.
I saw an early prototype of these things. . . (Score:1)
His set-up was much bigger than this current version and it squeeked like an old bed when he ran down his suburban street, but WOW, could he move! Back then, I was considering trying to get in touch with him, 'cuz I wanted to make a pair. What a great way to get to school! Springing over cars and stuff. --Especially if you're the first one to have even heard of them by a decade or so. (I like that.)
I hope this current version was made with a significant tip of the hat to that guy. Better yet, I'd like to see him still involved with the project.
-Fantastic Lad
I might have said the same thing about skiing. . . (Score:1)
Come to think of it. . . What must people have thought of early bicycles? "What? Hurtling about on only two wheels? What a preposterous and disreputable notion! I'll have none of it! Bah!"
You can't tell me that with the proper protective gear, you wouldn't enjoy, just a little, playing real life 'power-mech' for an afternoon.
I wouldn't be surprised, though, to see municipalities slap some extensively prohibitive laws down lickety-split if these things ever become popular. You think bike couriors scare the shit out of people!
-Fantastic Lad
WOW! Cool sabers! (But you're still wrong.) (Score:1)
Kids today don't realize how good they have it.
But then, I tend to think stuff like that being impossible when I was young lent a significant ingredient in the magic of Star Wars. In a way, kids today are sort of deprived.
Anyway, I gotta disagree with you though about the spring books being fake. --Computer animating a light saber is easy to do for a low-rent April Fool's gag. But the kind of work needed to pull off just one or two of the JPEG's on the funky foot-wear page, however, would have required a far greater degree of expertise. --The kind you need a team of people and several weeks of labor to pull together. Just building the boots would be a mission in itself! That sort of effort doesn't come cheep.
In any case, the technology has been proven sound in the past, (a couple of times, it sounds like, by reading the posts here), so even if it is an elaborate joke, it wouldn't mean that somebody couldn't still make a pair of these things.
An interesting experiment, though, would be to watch the trend of belief or disbelief in this product. If we're lucky, the school of humans might all swim toward disbelief and we could observe another Cold Fusion in microcosm. That'd be too cool! I've never in the past gotten my thoughts ordered enough to be able to chart one of systems from the outset.
-Fantastic Lad
Re:Welcome to April Fool's Day (Score:1)
Gotta be a joke... And not even a very good one.
Hack This! (Score:1)
Yes, I am serious.
Kurdt
Geeks = Fat (Score:1)
No Way. (Score:1)
It is April 1st, so I dont know the validity of this story but come on.
Arathres
Re:Geeks = Fat (Score:1)
Re: (Score:1)
Re:Ya an Aprils fool (Score:1)
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The future now (Score:1)
buy now (Score:2)
Personally I would reword that advertisement...
This incredible German made product will send you visiting your local hospital in no time. Yes YOU TOO can now break your ankles, hit your head on traffic lights, rupture your hamstrings, and look mightly stupid on these banana colored geek toys for retards with little sense of safety.
As the east coast distributors for POWERSHIT, we would like to thank the doctors in our area for paying us to release this product as greater revenue for us, means bigger bucks for them. While I am tempted to tell you the truth, I won't because I simply won't make any money from idiots like yourself. So buy now think later when your on a hospital bed with multiple injuries!!!
April fools its not a link [antioffline.com]
Re:Observations (Score:1)
Re:No Way. (Score:1)
Darkwulf
Observations (Score:1)
But it's an old one. I've heard stories before that russian scientists were making "atomic boots" that would let you run at 50 km/h
Re:Observations (Score:1)
Probably a great way to ruin your legs! God, I wish someone could provide me with a link about this (no, I'm not going to do it myself since I don't have a mouse right now and all this keyboard messing about is getting tiresome)
I'd rather have... (Score:1)
wrong my friend (Score:1)
FlexFoot [flexfoot.com]
Aimee Mullins [discovery.com]
Jami Goldman [rgp.com]
Re:Ugly (but not unexpected) failure mode ... (Score:1)