FortKnox's Journal: Why is it...?

Why is it when people need me the most (and are at my cube the most) is the day that I have a ton of gas?

Damn high fiber diet.... I guess its better than the IBS...

On the bright side, I'm doing much better (off the high pressure, stressful project), and even relaxed with a few hours of DCF last night (OnLawn... your teamspeak server wasn't allowing connections last night??).

Uh. I don't know?

[Some Woman]

And ...thanks... for sharing?

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[Em Emalb]

Did you get the same mental image I did?

Ugh.

BTW, FK, it's not nice to do that when people have their mouth open.

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[TechnoLust]

He just wants to be like Sam. :-)

FK, just remember, it's never inappropriate to excuse yourself from your cubicle and go to the bathroom. You don't have to tell them what you are doing in there. Although if you shake the building, they might figure it out.

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[FortKnox]

I'm not going to the bathroom ever 2 minutes to fart, dude. I won't get shit done (pun entirely intended). ;-)

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[TechnoLust]

NO, just bottle it up for a while... then go release chemical warfare on the stall dwellers.

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[bofh31337]

Dude, it's called CROP DUSTING. Walk past someone's office and let it rip.

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[FortKnox]

The FBI will be scouring the place looking for the cause of WMD ;-)

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[bofh31337]

I hope you're office building isn't neat mine. I needto build a bomb shelter.

Re:Uh. I don't know?

[FortKnox]

My client is in the 'big white skyscraper' downtown (if you dunno which one, email me (marotti_at_gmail.com) and I'll tell ya).

Helloooo

[nizo]

This is your body's way of getting rid of people so you can get work done. Just listen to your body and let nature take care of the rest.

High stress project?

[DaytonCIM]

Is there a different kind of project than a high stress project?

We're losing PMs by the busload here... and I may be next. The amount of work mgmt is dropping on us and then holding us accountable for things we have NO control over.. bullshit.

So, I ask is there a non high stress project?

If so, sign me up!