Journal red5's Journal: I kissed a dude 6
It's fridaynight and I'm hanging with my sister, and two of her friends. First we went to this art show then we decide to go pubhopping. We ended up at "Ye Rustic" when my sisters friend starts talking to two girls she knows from somewhere.
We all walk outside so they can smoke when I catch on that one of them has the same name as my brother. "yeah it's an Irish boys name but here" She says. I replied "But here it's a girls name. my poor brother got teased in school all the time."
Then she tells me "That was really convenient for me because when I became a woman I just kept the same name" "What? You're a dude?" Then she turned to her friend and said "He thinks I'm fucking with him" She laughed and said "Haven't you noticed her voice is pretty deep for a woman?" They both seemed pretty sincere.
At the end of the night as we said our good byes I said to her "Later homeboy" then she grabbed my neck and kissed me right on the lips. I put my hands on her shoulders and pushed her away. Then I walked to my friends and told them the story.
"I kissed a dude" "Dude, she was just fucking with you. She used to date a friend of mine" She called the friend to verify, but couldn't get hold of him. Either way it's about the funniest thing that happened to me in a while.
We all walk outside so they can smoke when I catch on that one of them has the same name as my brother. "yeah it's an Irish boys name but here" She says. I replied "But here it's a girls name. my poor brother got teased in school all the time."
Then she tells me "That was really convenient for me because when I became a woman I just kept the same name" "What? You're a dude?" Then she turned to her friend and said "He thinks I'm fucking with him" She laughed and said "Haven't you noticed her voice is pretty deep for a woman?" They both seemed pretty sincere.
At the end of the night as we said our good byes I said to her "Later homeboy" then she grabbed my neck and kissed me right on the lips. I put my hands on her shoulders and pushed her away. Then I walked to my friends and told them the story.
"I kissed a dude" "Dude, she was just fucking with you. She used to date a friend of mine" She called the friend to verify, but couldn't get hold of him. Either way it's about the funniest thing that happened to me in a while.
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You Kissed A Dude (Score:2)
If it looks like a girl, and fucks like a girl, it's a girl.
Or as a friend of my says, "a hole is a hole".
Re:You Kissed A Dude (Score:2)
Re:You Kissed A Dude (Score:2)
They haven't taught me any Armenian yet. I got some books and audio tapes to try to start learning on my own, and it all still looks and sounds like gibberish to me.
But hey, you gotta like a warm hole. Unless you're into necrophilia, or getting with a not-quite-frozen container of ice cream..
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Welcome back. [nt] (Score:1)