adzoox's Journal: Jokes My Folks Never Told Me

Joke: George Bush, Vladimir Putin, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs were called to an island by an invitation that read, "very important meeting with God" - skeptical as the 4 were, they all arrived per the instructions.

God informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world. Since things were so bad, he told the four of them that he was destroying the Earth in 3 days. They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses, and tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.

God told them that; no matter what they did; he was not changing His mind.

So. . .

Bush went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for you. First the good news . . . there IS a God. The bad news is that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Putin went back and told his staff, "I have bad news and more bad news. The first is . . . there IS a God. The second is... that he is destroying the Earth in 3 days."

Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news. First . . . God thinks I am one of the four most important people in the world. Second . . . you don't have to fix the bugs in Windows XP."

Jobs went back and told his staff, " I have puzzling news and strange, but good news. First... apparently I'm not God. Second... God has an iPod engraved with "iGod" on the back."

I made the last one up. I'm sure you can tell. It stems from a dream for a commercial I had for the iPod, "Even God has an iPod"

Do any of you have any good died and gone to heaven or god advice jokes?