Journal spumoni_fettuccini's Journal: Attention all revolutionaries. 22
The Beverage Liberation Front wants you!
Ethelred has unveiled his true colors and it is up to us, comrades, to defeat his tyranny. Join the proletariat in throwing off the yoke of this monarchial dictator. I nominate ICBLF as second in command based on his refusal to submit to the elitist views of the dread Ethelred drinkist pig dog. Power to the people and beverages to the base born! Send the message that the people will not tolerate this high handed view that goes against the right to mix, blend, or otherwise adulterate liquids that would normally be withheld from the worker. In the event of your death, unfriending or foeing by Ethelred you will be rewarded with the peoples honors and maybe a footnote, in a journal entry the people may never get around to writing, in the epic struggle against his maniacal standards of that which is frosty, cold [or hot and comforting] and refreshing. The line in the ice cooler has been drawn!
Side note the people are now adjourning for lunch and a cold mix of Dr, Pepper, fruit punch, Horchata and rum on the rocks, shaken not stirred.
Ethelred has unveiled his true colors and it is up to us, comrades, to defeat his tyranny. Join the proletariat in throwing off the yoke of this monarchial dictator. I nominate ICBLF as second in command based on his refusal to submit to the elitist views of the dread Ethelred drinkist pig dog. Power to the people and beverages to the base born! Send the message that the people will not tolerate this high handed view that goes against the right to mix, blend, or otherwise adulterate liquids that would normally be withheld from the worker. In the event of your death, unfriending or foeing by Ethelred you will be rewarded with the peoples honors and maybe a footnote, in a journal entry the people may never get around to writing, in the epic struggle against his maniacal standards of that which is frosty, cold [or hot and comforting] and refreshing. The line in the ice cooler has been drawn!
Side note the people are now adjourning for lunch and a cold mix of Dr, Pepper, fruit punch, Horchata and rum on the rocks, shaken not stirred.
Let the battle begin! (Score:2)
Your reward for your loyalty to the Cause? Lots and lots of the purest, cleanest distilled water to quench your thirst. And free potshots at those we take prisoner, as we laugh haughtily in their mongrel-drink-filled faces. And sexual favors from my harem of...uh...well, I'll get back to you on that.
Who shall join me in my quest to purify drinks everywhere?
Well, except for margaritas.
Signed,
Your Imperial Sovereign Snob of Purity
Re:Let the battle begin! (Score:1)
Re:Let the battle begin! (Score:2)
This is the Lord's drink, and it is magnificent in our eyes...
Cheers,
Ethelred the Conqueror
Re:Let the battle begin! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Let the battle begin! (Score:2)
Pah! We shall slake our thirst on undiluted single-malt and cast your empty husk to the warhounds of fury, while our subjects watch over your ruin from the stands of our glorious imperial Coliseum, savoring the pleasures of purest gin (tonic sold separately, some as
Re:Let the battle begin! (Score:1)
Re:Let the battle begin! (Score:2)
As we speak the people [slashdot.org] are risingmanefesto [slashdot.org] by citizen secretary insanecarbonbasedlifeform we feel certain to expand and expound on our message to repressed drinkers everywhere.
I have a drink. (Score:1)
One hundred years later, the life of the thirsty people is still sadl
WUSS!!! (Score:2)
Dog's tongues! Otter's noses! Occelot spleens!
ALBATROSS!
Re:WUSS!!! (Score:2)
On a related note, what flavor albatross?
Re:WUSS!!! (Score:2)
Oh, and it's chocolate covered albatross. My own recipe, quite good if I say so myself. Try some?
Re:WUSS!!! (Score:2)
Mmm. sounds like it would go great with an Absinthe lime slurpee. With or without sprinkles? How about a wafer?
Re:WUSS!!! (Score:2)
An offer from your kind and gentle overlord (Score:2)
We would like to seize this opportunity to divide and conquer^W^W^Wmake peaceful overtures to our dearest and beloved friends, the Liberation Front of Beverages, with whom we have no quarrel, yea, for whom we have the greatest of affection.
Naturally we would grant you the right to stir
Re:An offer from your kind and gentle overlord (Score:2)
And the Popular Beverage Liberation Front... splitters.
And the Liberation Front of Beverages... splitters.
Oh wait, not the last... that's us.
Your commission (Score:2)
Rise up, O worthy knight of the Realm!
Shaken not stirred (Score:2)
To use anything but ice in a mixed drink calling for it would be counterrevolutionary.
We shall mix in the zoo (Score:1)
We shall go on to the end, we shall mix in Krispy Kreme, we shall mix in the bars and restaurants, we shall mix with growing confidence and growing strength on the web, we shall defend our Journals, whatever the cost may be. We shall mix in the zoo, we shall mix on the front page, we shall mix in the BSD section and
Hmm... (Score:2)
stroking my feline fair [grantham.de]
(the impostor whom you see here [sergioleone.net]
shall be dealt with, free and clear)
I ponder ways to ripen plans
To dominate, conquer, in the van
of my legions. What a sight!
To bring the drinkist Power to light
Come and join me, drinkers all
who drink their drinks, purists' thrall
And to our foes, wreck and ruin
That's what we shall be a-doin'.
Re:Hmm... (Score:2)
We will not rest
Even though our cause you detest
Alka-Seltzer mai-tais for all
Especially those in your thrall
scrambling to keep your platform high
not realizing the hour for reform is nigh
Surrender your drinkist plight
for soon our mixist dreams will take flight
and land squarely on your head
till your views are all dead.
Hey, the citizen chairman never claimed to be a poet. Isn't that against the Geneva Convention?
Vile mixists! (Score:1)
Nay fine citizens, do not listen to the propoganda that these things are naturally occuring, us, the drinkists, have uncovered the vast mixist plot to poison your precious bodily fluids! Do not believe their lies!
For shame vile mixists, for shame!
Re:Vile mixists! (Score:2)