Journal claudia's Journal: You are hereby invited..... 39
It's the official inauguration of the super-duper exclusive Slashdot Liar's Club. I am rolling out the red carpet and the front door has been christened with a bottle of Thunderbird.
Now, to begin. You get to tell as many lies as you want, but there must be one nugget of truth amongst them. Your fellow club members get to guess which one is true. The truth must be revealed within a week.
Being the gracious hostess that I am, I shall start:
1. I am Bethanie.
2. God doesn't just talk to George -- he talks to me, too, and this is what he had to say.
3. I am having an affair with Eric S. Raymond. Sorry to break it to you this way, sweetie, but I thought it would be easiest.
4. I love pickled herring.
5. I love Linux.
Haha... (Score:1)
Uhm, lies? You want lies?
1. I have the greatest job on earth and am payed like a king.
2. I'm the absolute ladykiller, I just have to shake off all those pesky girls wanting a date.
3. I didn't light a signle cigar today.
4. I'm actually Bethanie! I love letting out my female side that way.
5. I actually lived out one of my serial killer fantasies this weekend.
Enough for ya?
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1. because you are always late, so its cant be that great.
2. HAHA
3. Maybe.
4. Bethanie's writing style annoys me, yours does not so it can't be you.
5. Maybe.
I'll go with #3!
Re:Haha... (Score:1)
2. Why are you laughing? Haven't you seen how cute I really am?
3. Maybe not...
4. As a non-english speaker, I might just use the different writing styles I know from different languages. And I tell, ya, they differ a lot. On the other hand, you could also
further analysis. (Score:1)
2. If that offer of a beer to any slashdotter who comes to your door is still open I might have you take you up on it.
3. I used to smoke cigars before stupid little kids thought it was fashionable and started doing it too, after that it lost all classyness.
4. Bethanie usually posts while I'm asleep so she must definately be from another timezone.
5. I'm not complaining as long as they are not Budwiser.
Re:further analysis. (Score:2)
Not that I drink... alot or anything....
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I hope it's the herring (Score:1)
Lies lies lies (Score:2)
2. I found the world's best coffee, not in Hawaii or Indonesia, but in Connecticut.
3. I wash my hair twice a day, with different shampoos for the different times of day.
4. My secret vice is Michael Bolton. Call him a "no-talent assclown" at your own risk.
5. I'm actually Bethanie, you lying punks.
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I'll bite (Score:1)
2. $$$exygal and I are the same person.
3. I drive a '99 metalic green miata.
4. I am a virgin.
5. I am part latino.
6. I don't understand what a MILF is.
7. I used to work at a drycleaner.
8. I was once falsely arrested for murder and was released the following day.
9. I work for MS developing a left-handed operating system.
10. This keyboard is really clean.
11. I own a shirt that says "Geek" on it.
12. I wear boxers.
13. I am not wearing anything at all (at the time of this pos
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Oh, and just a tip, don't wear boxers if you're going to ride horses a lot.
Re:I'll bite (Score:2)
Do tell! Everyone knows not to wear boxers riding bareback. I noticed you didn't mention anything about a saddle being involved.
Re:I'll bite (Score:1)
chafes me so".
That's how wearing boxers feels when you're riding. I haven't ridden a motorcycle more than just a few miles here and there but I wouldn't be surprised if the same issue doesn't also apply.
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3. Miata (Score:2)
Guess my troll account!
Love it (Score:1)
(e.g. it could be perceived as a superhero flying through a cloud, arm up, with a saved person in tow below).
Umm... Yeah, sure, that's what we're all thinking it looks like.
1. I've been going commando today.
2. I am Surak
3. I am Chacam
4. I am Fort Knox
5. I bought the correct washer for the faucet.
6. I absolutely love David Caruso.
7. South Park sucks.
8. Em doesn't suck.
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This should be easy... (Score:2)
1) I am a paid-up member of the I Love Bill Gates club.
2) I've never been in trouble with the law.
3) I wouldn't buy Dell if you put a gun to my head.
4) I am Ars Fartsica
5) I am Twirlip Of The Mists
6) I love Barclays Bank!
7) I can't get enough of the X-Men in my life.
8) I love my Audi TT.
9) Amazon.co.uk sucks!
Easy peasy!
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You win the star prize, a ring-side seat at the filming of `X-Statix Kick The Cr*p Out Of Simon Cowell'...
ok I'll have a go (Score:1)
2. I love KDE so much I run it under Windows
3. I once renamed windows commands such as del to their unix equivilents eg. rm, before I discovered Cygwin.
4. I am a troll and run a secret trolling message board.
5. I am the goatse.cx guy.
6. I escaped from a big nightclub fire.
7. I don't have a job and make my living sellig pirated software on ebay.
Actually I think theres more than one truth in there
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which is the Win equiv of
Keep guessing
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And yes, why shouldn't I go the easy way? ;-)
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4 IS THE ANSWER, I KNOW IT!!! (Score:2)
Re:4 IS THE ANSWER, I KNOW IT!!! (Score:1)
If you lived on the same continent I'd buy you a beer.
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Re:mine... (Score:2)
I'm guessing #23.
Re:mine... (Score:1)
This makes me imagne a win2k knight and a linux knight in a medieval duel!
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No Fair Funnin' Whilst I'm Gone! (Score:2)
Can you find the rose among the thorns? I dare ya!!
....Betha
(And this was a lot harder than I thought it would be -- I've revealed almost everything about me at one point or another... I'm easy to get to know like that, I guess.)