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Journal JDWTopGuy's Journal: Sigs for the wit-challenged, part 4

Journal by JDWTopGuy

OK, I'm finished with the .sigs. Now I need something else to do. Well for now, here are the final .sigs for the wit-challenged.

  • The world is run by idiots because they're more efficient than hamsters.
  • Light a man a fire, and he's warm for the night. Light a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
  • Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
  • If you fall off a building, go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will be like hey, free dummy!

-JDWTopGuy

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