Journal bettiwettiwoo's Journal: Your Palin Name 24
Politics schmolitics. Let's concentrate on the important stuff:
if Sarah Palin was your mother what would she have named you?
Me she would have called Nixon Hailfire Palin. For some reason I can't stop laughing. Don't you think it would have suited me just so ridiculously well?! What's a woo to a hailfire?! Can one rename oneself here on
My name. (Score:2)
I am not athletic at all so they missed the first part, however I am a Cola junkie.
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Ooooh, I used to be a total Cola junkie (Coke, please; hold that Pepsi *eeeuuuw*), but I can't have it at all more: I've developed a serious allergy to most sodas. :(
Got it (Score:2)
Mustache Warthog Palin
Well, maybe not - because I entered "your Name". Just as the directions said. On the other hand, my upper lip has not been seen in public for more years than I care to admit. :-)
Entering "my Name" gave me Block Lionel Palin.
If Barack Obama had been Sarah Palin's son, he would be Tarp Lazer Palin.
There doesn't seem to be any randomization; entering the same string gives me a repeatable name. Unless it's by IP, which I can't check now because I'm behind a proxy.
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At least you didn't get Scat Dubya Palin.
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Did you actually get that? But that's a terrible, terrible name!
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Yes. That is the name that was assigned to me. Just horrible, isn't it.
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Yes, it is.
My husband got Sack Panther Palin, which I thought pretty terrible until I saw yours. (I keep thinking of it as Sack Pants which probably doesn't help. His I mean, not yours.)
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I don't know, you know: there is a certain something to Mustache somehow ... well, maybe not if you're a girl?!
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You're right - it would probably not work as well for a female. :-)
Of course, were my surname Palin, I would be strongly tempted to name a child "Nilap". With the nickname "Drome". :-)
We 2 Are 1 (Score:2)
Strangely, if I enter bettiwettiwoo, I too get Tarp Lazer Palin. Do you think there are things mummy didn't tell me?!?
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Skeletons in your closet? ;-)
Interesting result. I'm tempted to spend some time exercising the generator, just to see how it works. I wonder if first and middle names come in pairs, or if they are selected independently. Your result would indicate the former, I think. Unless he's using a simple hash of the entered value to seed a random number generator, in which case the same seed might always pick the same two names, and "bettiwettiwoo" collides with "Barack Obama".
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Skeletons in my mummy's closet, you mean?!
Do mummie's ever come out of the closet? Or do they prefer to come out of the sarcophagi? Or is that not the same thing? Confused now ...
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Thinking of a movie... Mummy Dearest. :-)
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Ha! That's brilliant!
MWAHAHA (Score:1)
McCain Fortress Palin
I win the internets.
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You actually got that?
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If I enter bettiwettiwoo I get Tarp Lazer Palin ... which according to johndii is what you get for Barack Obama. This obviously points to a much higher truth ...
hehehe (Score:2)
Axe Diesel Palin
I likeeeee
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Oh, wow, that is cool.
Not as cool as mine, of course ...;)
In my case, Mudd (Score:2)
"... must be someone else's child ..."
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"... adopted
"... switched at birth
"left on our doorstep
"... found raised by wolves after I shot a bear
"... must be my daughter's illigitimate offspring
"... really John McCain's love child with George Bush Jr., but in return for claiming it as my own black sheep, I got this nice job offer
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I'm confused: why would she have disowned you? Especially, before naming you?
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An atheist born and bred? See, now I'm interested...!
Parenthetically, I don't object to hunting from helicopters; especially if hunting vermin (which various forms of deer, for instance, would qualify as here in the Antipodes.)