OldHawk777's Journal: Do you (USA Citizens) know any good ethnic jokes?

The best ethnic joke for 2008 USA politics?

What kind of bird brings a little Europe baby?
          The white stork of Europe.

What kind of bird brings a little Latino baby?
          A beautiful warm pink flamingo.

What kind of bird brings a little African baby?
          The African sacred ibis.

What kind of bird brings a little Asian baby?
          A snow crane of long life.

So; then, What kind of bird brings no baby at all?
          A swallow of course.

There are no GOOD ethnic jokes - BUT

[Scott Lockwood]

How is a lawn sprinkler like 5 Chinese, 1 Mexican, and 8 black people? Because they go, "Chink-chink-chink-chink-chink-SPIC-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga-Nigga"

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[StalinsNotDead]

A black panther, a white supremacist, and a hispanic gang member discover a genie. The genie grants each a single wish but with the stimpulation that because they all bitterly hate one another the other two are granted double what was just wished for themself.

(And never mind the impossibility of someone getting twice as much as all of something in the world)
The panther wishes for all the money in the world
The hispanic wishes for all the women in the world
The white supremacist wishes to be beaten half to dea

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[smittyoneeach]

I wasn't going to respond, because ethnic jokes are in such generally bad taste, but here is one that manages to be ethnic, vaguely sexual, religious, SFW, and strictly true:
Q:What did Pope John Paul II have that was long and hard and never used?
A:His last name.

(since you quoted me in your sig)

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[StalinsNotDead]

(since you quoted me in your sig)

You know, I could change my sig to that joke and attribute it to you in less than 120 characters.

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[smittyoneeach]

But it's not original with me.