Engineer-Poet's Journal: It's Bacchanalia out there

You may think of rednecks as straightlaced, but the stuff that goes on in "sleepy" towns can surprise you. This corner of Podunk has been swamped by a wave of libertinism. Everywhere it's sex, sex, sex, day and night! These libertines think nothing of doing their thing in public. They behave like pigs, too. Clean up after themselves? Hah! They leave remnants of their orgies everywhere. A little rain is just enough to wash it all into pools with a disgusting film on top.

Damn pine trees. They ought to behave discreetly and keep their pollen between themselves.