tony1c's Journal: The first person to look at my journal gets $1,000,000!

The first person to look at my journal gets $1,000,000!*

*Offer void where prohibited.**
**List of prohibited locations are not limited to geographic locales.***
***List of prohibited locations can be updated at any time by the offering party.****
****Claimants can expect this to occur when it is least convient for them and most convinient for the offering party.*****
*****$250,000 additional bonus for reading this far.*

Re:Time to pay up, fuck.

[tony1c]

OK, an electronic fund transfer is being sent to the account number you provided. Believe it or not, Madison WI is not our list of prohibited locations as we're legally prevented from making this restriction by state law. Look for the deposite to arrive this Monday by 3:00pm CST.

Re:Time to pay up, fuck.

[tony1c]

BTW, if you had bothered to read the terms denoted by the asterisk, you would have gotten an extra $250,000.