Journal: The first person to look at my journal gets $1,000,000!

The first person to look at my journal gets $1,000,000!*

*Offer void where prohibited.**
**List of prohibited locations are not limited to geographic locales.***
***List of prohibited locations can be updated at any time by the offering party.****
****Claimants can expect this to occur when it is least convient for them and most convinient for the offering party.*****
*****$250,000 additional bonus for reading this far.*