britneys 9th husband's Journal: Constrained writing -- GNAA press release

as proposed at: http://slashdot.org/~Shadow%20Wrought/journal/125811

GNAA announces fulfillment of the Gaynigger prophecy
Friday, January 6, 2006

Gary Niger (GNAP) -- Tokyo, Japan As prophecized in Gayniggers from Outer Space, a spacecraft has arrived in Earth orbit and begun sending gayniggers to the Earth's surface to eliminate all female creatures, which the GNAA considers to be parasites. Though refugee centers have been set up worldwide by NOW and other feminist organizations, the earth's female creatures have proven to be no match for the gayniggers' powers. As a demonstration, a command was sent from the mothership to activate a volcano to destroy the island of Lesbos.

In a press conference, GNAA president Timecop (who arrived late due to his participation in a gay sex orgy in the boiler room) announced a series of steps that people worldwide should take to welcome the saviors of the human race upon their arrival on Earth:

1. Stock up on flashlights, generators, and other emergency supplies. With the female creatures eliminated, everyone will be too interested in gay sex to do such things as maintain power plants.

2. Citizens who run out of jam to spread on their toast should substitute the Holy Gay Nigger Seed.

3. Do not attempt to resist the Gayniggers. They are stronger than pathetic humans.

Timecop concluded the press conference by pulling down his boxer shorts and inserting his 14 inch gay nigger cock into the anus of Slashdot editor Zonk.

In related news, the President of the United States has signed into law a bill banning the possession of onions, explaining that they look "too much like the breasts of the female creatures," and that the United States must ally itself with the GNAA and the Gayniggers from Outer Space in order to "ensure the national security of our citizens."

About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.

Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a GAY NIGGER ?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!
Join GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) today, and enjoy all the benefits of being a full-time GNAA member.
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the fastest-growing GAY NIGGER community with THOUSANDS of members all over United States of America and the World! You, too, can be a part of GNAA if you join today!

Why not? It's quick and easy - only 3 simple steps!

• First, you have to obtain a copy of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE THE MOVIE and watch it. You can download the movie (~130mb) using BitTorrent.
• Second, you need to succeed in posting a GNAA First Post on slashdot.org, a popular "news for trolls" website.
• Third, you need to join the official GNAA irc channel #GNAA on irc.gnaa.us, and apply for membership.

Talk to one of the ops or any of the other members in the channel to sign up today! Upon submitting your application, you will be required to submit links to your successful First Post, and you will be tested on your knowledge of GAYNIGGERS FROM OUTER SPACE.

If you are having trouble locating #GNAA, the official GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA irc channel, you might be on a wrong irc network. The correct network is NiggerNET, and you can connect to irc.gnaa.us as our official server. Follow this link if you are using an irc client such as mIRC.

If you have mod points and would like to support GNAA, please moderate this post up.

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| ______________________________________._a,____ | Press contact:
| _______a_._______a_______aj#0s_____aWY!400.___ | Gary Niger
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| _"#ga#9!01___"#01__40,_"4Lj#!_4#g_________"01_ | 143 Rolloffle Avenue
| ________"#,___*@`__-N#____`___-!^_____________ | Tarzana, California 91356
| _________#1__________?________________________ |
| _________j1___________________________________ | All other inquiries:
| ____a,___jk_GAY_NIGGER_ASSOCIATION_OF_AMERICA_ | Enid Al-Punjabi
| ____!4yaa#l___________________________________ | [e-mail]
| ______-"!^____________________________________ | GNAA World Headquarters
` _______________________________________________' 160-0023 Japan Tokyo-to Shinjuku-ku Nishi-Shinjuku 3-20-2

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