Elbereth's Journal: Guess what?

Music
Listening to Soundgarden makes me cry
What's this
The Beatles broke up, you say
I laughed the day Lennon was shot

Listening to Rush makes me feel smart
What's this
Their lyrics are based on Ayn Rand, that dumb tart
I laughed the day Lennon was shot

Listening to KMFDM makes me feel like a rebel
What's this
I listened and listened and there was no treble
I laughed the day Lennon was shot

I had dream about Melissa Etheridge
What's this
What's this
I made out with a lesbian