Journal Interrobang's Journal: Focus on the Family wants YOU to FONDLE THEIR BALLS!! 19
Focus on the Family says: Don't be homosexual, fondle our balls!
Focus on the Family has announced their plan to distribute 5000 "stress balls" during Thursday's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, each decorated with the URL of their website, a website devoted to "cures" for being gay. These balls are to be thrown into the crowd by FOTF flunkies.
Macy's has announced that since the parade will take place on public grounds, there is nothing they can do, a claim sure to be surprising to survivors of police and Republican Party tactics during the Republican National Convention.
The number of Macy's publicity department is 212-705-2434, ask for Anne Keating.
NYPD Community Affairs: 646-610-5323
NYPD Public Relations: 646-610-6700
The Mayor's Office can be reached at: 212-788-3000
The NYC Commission on Human Rights is at: 212-306-7500
And please do get as many of the FOTF balls as you can. Cut open and emptied, they may be almost as good as latex for any number of intimate activities. Should you happen to use those balls for such activities, please mail them back in their enhanced state to
FOTF
Focus On The Family
870 Robbie View,
Colorado Springs, CO
80920
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Focus on the Family has announced their plan to distribute 5000 "stress balls" during Thursday's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, each decorated with the URL of their website, a website devoted to "cures" for being gay. These balls are to be thrown into the crowd by FOTF flunkies.
Macy's has announced that since the parade will take place on public grounds, there is nothing they can do, a claim sure to be surprising to survivors of police and Republican Party tactics during the Republican National Convention.
The number of Macy's publicity department is 212-705-2434, ask for Anne Keating.
NYPD Community Affairs: 646-610-5323
NYPD Public Relations: 646-610-6700
The Mayor's Office can be reached at: 212-788-3000
The NYC Commission on Human Rights is at: 212-306-7500
And please do get as many of the FOTF balls as you can. Cut open and emptied, they may be almost as good as latex for any number of intimate activities. Should you happen to use those balls for such activities, please mail them back in their enhanced state to
FOTF
Focus On The Family
870 Robbie View,
Colorado Springs, CO
80920
This message brought to you as a public service from Diatribal.
I'm there (Score:2)
Will do. Since my office is in the Empire State Building, and I'll be attempted to work at that point, I'll drop by and try to grab as many stress balls as possible. I may need some help getting them into the advanced state though...
I'd like to help, but... (Score:2)
Have fun, though...
Ask rdewald (Score:2)
Ahem.
Cheers,
Ethelred
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cold and bitter?
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He's banging Queen Latifah?
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Do I even want to know... (Score:2)
Re:Do I even want to know... (Score:2)
Um... Star Jones?
get outta town! (Score:1)
Re:get outta town! (Score:2)
I mean, I think he said something about it once.
Oh, wait. That was arb. My bad.
Cheers,
Ethelred
I should just mention... (Score:2)