Journal The_Fire_Horse's Journal: My Wife hit me coz I cried MERCATUR during sex 3
EDITORS NOTE - Another Fine Fire_Horse First Post!
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What started out as an intimate evening, turned into a terrible night.
We went to a fancy restaurant and talked about how much we loved each other. After dinner, we went for a walk along the beach, then stopped for a nightcap at a quiet lounge bar.
After getting back home we went straight to bed and started making out - it was great. We threw our clothes across the room and embraced in fierce passion right their on the bedroom floor. I plunged my purple headed warrior into my wifes quivering love mound and it was that point which I forgot myself. I screamed out "OH MERCATUR - YUO ARE TEH HOTTIE!!!!111@2
.. at which point my wife smacked me in the head and left the room. It took me a minute to realise what happened, and then when I replayed it I was confused. I came straight to trolltalk to get some advice, so please answer honestly. Should I:
(1) Masturbate while thinking of MERCATUR
(2) Masturbate while thinking of my wife hitting me
Please answer quickly, as I am about to blow my load, and if I cant think of what to wank to, then I dont know what will happen.
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What started out as an intimate evening, turned into a terrible night.
We went to a fancy restaurant and talked about how much we loved each other. After dinner, we went for a walk along the beach, then stopped for a nightcap at a quiet lounge bar.
After getting back home we went straight to bed and started making out - it was great. We threw our clothes across the room and embraced in fierce passion right their on the bedroom floor. I plunged my purple headed warrior into my wifes quivering love mound and it was that point which I forgot myself. I screamed out "OH MERCATUR - YUO ARE TEH HOTTIE!!!!111@2
(1) Masturbate while thinking of MERCATUR
(2) Masturbate while thinking of my wife hitting me
Please answer quickly, as I am about to blow my load, and if I cant think of what to wank to, then I dont know what will happen.
Option 1 (Score:1)