zawarski - Slashdot User

Comment: Re:And after the pigeons get loose and take over.. (Score 0) 209

by zawarski on Friday March 15, 2013 @09:21PM (#43187959) Attached to: Berkeley Scientists Plan To 'Jurassic Park' Some Extinct Pigeons Back To Life

Goddamnit! I hate this hacker crap!

Comment: Why did Constantinople get the works? (Score 2, Funny) 444

by zawarski on Friday January 18, 2013 @04:51PM (#42629025) Attached to: Turkey's Science Research Council Stops Publication of Evolution Books

Thats nobodies business but the Turkey's Science Research Council .

Comment: Who controls the British crown? (Score 1) 1387

by zawarski on Monday January 07, 2013 @06:40PM (#42511359) Attached to: Petition For Metric In US Halfway To Requiring Response From the White House

Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!

Comment: I was going to make a copy of the Mach 5 but... (Score 0) 194

by zawarski on Thursday January 03, 2013 @11:01AM (#42461805) Attached to: The Copyright Battle Over Custom-Built Batmobiles

http://www.gothamgarage.net/mach5.html -"Be forewarned that if you are gullible enough to purchase an illegally molded copy of Mark Towle's Mach 5, you are certain to experience legal entanglement with the Mach 5 franchise and experience the total loss of your investment!"

Comment: Meet the new boss... (Score 0) 403

by zawarski on Tuesday November 20, 2012 @02:00PM (#42044083) Attached to: Senate Bill Rewrite Lets Feds Read Your E-mail Without Warrants

..same as the old boss...

Comment: It's bigger... (Score 2, Funny) 96

by zawarski on Tuesday September 11, 2012 @11:46PM (#41308755) Attached to: Synthetic Materials Set New World Record For Greatest Amount of Surface Area

...on the inside!

Comment: You're waiting for a train,.. (Score 1) 107

by zawarski on Friday August 17, 2012 @02:38PM (#41027383) Attached to: Researchers Find 'Mind-Control' Gaming Headsets Can Leak Users' Secrets

a train that will take you far away...

Comment: Re:Programming for programmings "own sake" (Score 1) 276

by zawarski on Tuesday March 06, 2012 @06:50PM (#39267747) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: Do Kids Still Take Interest In Programming For Its Own Sake?

We do it for the chicks.

Comment: Crop rotation in the 14th century was ... (Score 1) 243

by zawarski on Sunday February 26, 2012 @09:38PM (#39168199) Attached to: Study Suggests Climate Change-Induced Drought Caused the Mayan Collapse

... considerably more widespread after John Lloyd invented the patent crop rotator.

Comment: Re:And so begins... (Score 1) 134

by zawarski on Saturday January 07, 2012 @01:19AM (#38619250) Attached to: Researchers Create First Genetically Modified Monkeys

I hate you all! From chimpan-a to chimpan-z!

Comment: Just because tens of millions of Americans did it. (Score 1) 464

by zawarski on Tuesday January 03, 2012 @08:42PM (#38580122) Attached to: Why Do All Movie Tickets Cost the Same?

.. doesn't make it right...

Comment: Same punishment for carpool lane violators.... (Score 1) 551

by zawarski on Monday January 02, 2012 @12:30PM (#38563852) Attached to: In New Zealand, a System To Watch for Disabled Parking Violators

... death penalty. That will make them think twice, as well as finally proving a credible argument for capital punishment as an effective deterrent!

Comment: I hate you all.. (Score 1) 149

by zawarski on Saturday December 31, 2011 @02:01PM (#38549418) Attached to: Orangutans To Skype Between Zoos With iPads

from chimpan-a to chimpan-z!

Comment: Re:No ill effects until (Score 1) 126

by zawarski on Thursday November 24, 2011 @02:08PM (#38159734) Attached to: Electronic Contact Lens Displays Pixels On the Eye

That rabbits a killer! Look at the bones, man!

Comment: How about a test called "Avoidance of Errors".... (Score 1) 240

by zawarski on Monday November 21, 2011 @02:05PM (#38126256) Attached to: DNA Test To Determine Kids' Sports Futures

https://www.23andme.com/health/Avoidance-of-Errors/ .. had the dna thing done for ancestry and noticed this was only $10 more. Checked the box before really thinking about how the results might be viewed by teachers, future employers, myself...