Mazes and Monsters http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...

My bucket list is complete.

http://image.corvettefever.com...

The greatness of human accomplishment has always been measured by size. The bigger, the better. Until now. Nanotech. Smart cars. Small is the new big. In the coming months, Hooli will deliver Nucleus, the most sophisticated compression software platform the world has ever seen. Because if we can make your audio and video files smaller, we can make cancer smaller. And hunger. And AIDS.

Thursday between 8:00am and 5:00pm. Installer will need access to home. Please have any dogs properly confined. Thank You Time Warner Cable

...zinga!!!!!

Maybe if 'Fabulous Fab' Tourre had taken such a course....

..from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z. No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along.

That's unfortunate, not ironic. Except maybe in an Alanis Morissette sort of way...

Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

...recommended it to their patients.

..is not to play.

... never been to Maahzzz!

...was in Managua, Nicaragua, the day before the earthquake?

The first rule of Computer Science Club is......