How you supposed to make it rain? Venmo a lap dance?

And I am a holy man.

Pretty sure it wont happen to me. Wait. Hold on. Somebody at the door. Be back in a minute.

Seems exactly what people running fake towers would want you to think.

Need heart transplants?

* nor do women eat Hatians.

Cats don't eat dirt.

The Edge should have dropped the the. Just Edge. It's cleaner.

Nah. Not hungry. Just the five finger discount.

Free is still a lot more than I would ever pay for a U2 record.

Fx80 is a ribbon. Good ol' dot matrix.

It's a classic for a reason.

I fully support you, your family and all your friends never reviving another vaccine.

50% of gun deaths are suicide.

In all fairness, round-eyes did nuke them. Twice.