zawarski - Slashdot User

Comment: I hate every ape I see... (Score 0) 625

by zawarski on Monday December 02, 2013 @07:14PM (#45579849) Attached to: Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons

..from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z. No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along.

Comment: Re:That's a shame (Score 0) 332

by zawarski on Sunday November 17, 2013 @11:56PM (#45452115) Attached to: Skydiving Accident Leaves Security Guru Cedric 'Sid' Blancher Dead At 37

That's unfortunate, not ironic. Except maybe in an Alanis Morissette sort of way...

Comment: You don't frighten us, American pig-dogs! (Score 0) 330

by zawarski on Monday October 21, 2013 @12:06PM (#45190419) Attached to: NSA Intercepted French Telephone Calls "On a Massive Scale"

Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Comment: But only 4 out of 5... (Score 0) 98

by zawarski on Thursday October 03, 2013 @12:39AM (#45022563) Attached to: Team of Dentists Create "The Six-Second Toothbrush"

...recommended it to their patients.

Comment: The only winning move... (Score 1) 228

by zawarski on Monday September 23, 2013 @11:52AM (#44925299) Attached to: What I Did During My Summer Vacation: <em>Burning Man</em> Edition

..is not to play.

Comment: I have ... (Score 0) 32

by zawarski on Tuesday August 27, 2013 @07:16PM (#44692251) Attached to: The Game Made From NASA Satellite Data

... never been to Maahzzz!

Comment: Did you know the Deputy Director of Planning... (Score 0) 238

by zawarski on Thursday July 18, 2013 @04:49PM (#44322207) Attached to: The CIA Wants To Know How To Control the Climate

...was in Managua, Nicaragua, the day before the earthquake?

Comment: Welcome to Computer Science Club (Score 0) 265

by zawarski on Friday May 31, 2013 @11:51AM (#43874355) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: How Can I Make a Computer Science Club Interesting?

The first rule of Computer Science Club is......

Comment: Re:And after the pigeons get loose and take over.. (Score 0) 209

by zawarski on Friday March 15, 2013 @08:21PM (#43187959) Attached to: Berkeley Scientists Plan To 'Jurassic Park' Some Extinct Pigeons Back To Life

Goddamnit! I hate this hacker crap!

Comment: Why did Constantinople get the works? (Score 2, Funny) 444

by zawarski on Friday January 18, 2013 @03:51PM (#42629025) Attached to: Turkey's Science Research Council Stops Publication of Evolution Books

Thats nobodies business but the Turkey's Science Research Council .

Comment: Who controls the British crown? (Score 1) 1387

by zawarski on Monday January 07, 2013 @05:40PM (#42511359) Attached to: Petition For Metric In US Halfway To Requiring Response From the White House

Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!

Comment: I was going to make a copy of the Mach 5 but... (Score 0) 194

by zawarski on Thursday January 03, 2013 @10:01AM (#42461805) Attached to: The Copyright Battle Over Custom-Built Batmobiles

http://www.gothamgarage.net/mach5.html -"Be forewarned that if you are gullible enough to purchase an illegally molded copy of Mark Towle's Mach 5, you are certain to experience legal entanglement with the Mach 5 franchise and experience the total loss of your investment!"