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Comment Re: Every success I've had, I worked like that... (Score 1) 128

by zawarski on Saturday October 25, 2025 @12:48PM (#65749922) Attached to: Some Startups Are Demanding 12-Hour Days, Six Days a Week from Workers

Nice bot.

by zawarski on Wednesday October 22, 2025 @09:27AM (#65742672) Attached to: NASA Opens SpaceX's Moon Lander Contract To Rivals Over Starship Delays

It worked the last time we "went to the moon."

by zawarski on Wednesday October 22, 2025 @09:26AM (#65742670) Attached to: Amazon's DNS Problem Knocked Out Half the Web, Likely Costing Billions

You realize everyone making the in-house argument have jobs maintaining in-house systems?

by zawarski on Sunday October 19, 2025 @05:40AM (#65735816) Attached to: Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead

The Roman Empire asks you please keep them out of the discussion.

by zawarski on Sunday October 19, 2025 @05:38AM (#65735812) Attached to: Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead

I do not consume bovine lactose at any temperature.

by zawarski on Sunday October 19, 2025 @05:34AM (#65735808) Attached to: 'How We Sharpened the James Webb Telescope's Vision From a Million Kilometers Away'

It's a space station.

by zawarski on Friday October 17, 2025 @07:40PM (#65733324) Attached to: Atari's Resurrecting the Intellivision, One of Its Biggest Competitors in the '80s

Still waiting for it.

by zawarski on Wednesday October 15, 2025 @03:16PM (#65727236) Attached to: Almost 70% of US Adults Would Be Deemed Obese Based on New Definition, Study Finds

.. but the standard back in the good old days was if you could "pinch more than an inch" you were a fatty.

by zawarski on Wednesday October 15, 2025 @03:14PM (#65727226) Attached to: Almost 70% of US Adults Would Be Deemed Obese Based on New Definition, Study Finds

You fixed that. Nice job!

by zawarski on Wednesday October 15, 2025 @09:55AM (#65726334) Attached to: FSF Announces the LibrePhone Project

by zawarski on Monday October 13, 2025 @10:16PM (#65722982) Attached to: SpaceX Starship Hits Key Milestones Before Stunning Splashdown

Why wouldn't you root for it? That's one step closer to Elon and his followers leaving for mars!

by zawarski on Monday October 13, 2025 @12:16PM (#65721666) Attached to: Does the Internet Have a Philly Accent? Why Too Much Time Online Can Make You 'Culturally Philadelphian.'

And we will do it again. Fuck robots.

by zawarski on Saturday October 11, 2025 @06:37PM (#65719014) Attached to: More Screen Time Linked To Lower Test Scores For Elementary Students

Significant amount of your time + significant amount of your income = 5 percent chance everything works out for the best. Good luck!

by zawarski on Saturday October 11, 2025 @05:21PM (#65718924) Attached to: Sony Teases New GPU Tech For the PS6

Just a lot of jibber jab.

by zawarski on Wednesday October 08, 2025 @12:55PM (#65712254) Attached to: Renewables Overtake Coal As World's Biggest Source of Electricity

Seriously, between a basic income story the other day, and now this, /. really needs a trigger warning icon for articles.