Maybe if 'Fabulous Fab' Tourre had taken such a course....

..from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z. No you'll never make a monkey out of me! Oh my god, I was wrong. It was Earth all along.

That's unfortunate, not ironic. Except maybe in an Alanis Morissette sort of way...

Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person! You empty-headed animal food-trough wiper! Ah fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

...recommended it to their patients.

..is not to play.

... never been to Maahzzz!

...was in Managua, Nicaragua, the day before the earthquake?

The first rule of Computer Science Club is......

Goddamnit! I hate this hacker crap!

Thats nobodies business but the Turkey's Science Research Council .

Who keeps the metric system down? We do! We do! Who leaves Atlantis off the maps? Who keeps the Martians under wraps? We do! We do! Who holds back the electric car? Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star? We do! We do! Who robs cave fish of their sight? Who rigs every Oscar night? We do! We do!

http://www.gothamgarage.net/mach5.html -"Be forewarned that if you are gullible enough to purchase an illegally molded copy of Mark Towle's Mach 5, you are certain to experience legal entanglement with the Mach 5 franchise and experience the total loss of your investment!"

..same as the old boss...

...on the inside!